I'm going to start doing this weekly...or maybe every few days. I hear, think and read some of the best things ever through out my travels....I now write them down so I can share them with people :) So here are the ones from this week.
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
“She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores
“It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
TABLE! POWER DOWN!
WAIT! I had a cup on there!
And last but not least... this lovely convo...from an awesome book by one of my favorite authors..
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”
“Sarcasm?”
“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”
“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”
“There you go, you got it.”
“Got what?”
“Sarcasm.”
“No, I meant it.”
“Sure you did.”
“Is that sarcasm?”
“Irony, I think.”
“What’s the difference?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea.”
“So you’re being ironic now, right?”
“No, I really don’t know.”
“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”
“Now you’ve got it.”
“What?”
“Sarcasm.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Much love
Xoxo
Mara
