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mara1

Santa Barbara

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Thursday Feb 13, 2003

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Well, I just sent an application to see if I can become a Suicide Girl. *crosses fingers*. Wish me luck.

I've also decided to start posting random questions, since that seems to be fun.

1) If Vanilla Ice Cream translates to ordinary sex, Strawberry to s and m, chocolate to anal and green tea ice cream to tantric sex, what do the other flavors stand for? Pistachio? Cheesecake? Mango? etc.

2) What's the strangest thing you have ever masturbated with? If you are a girl, please include details. biggrin

3) What bumper stickers do you have on your car/bike/space ship/dog? See, I don't just think about sex! tongue
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garbanzo:
re: lip balm patent

oh it's already patented, and unfortunately it's not mine. i just got the winter edition of Bitch magazine, and Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm was one of the advertizements. They've got great flavors like lemon labia, shaved peach and vanila vulva. I think they make a SuicideGirl lip balm too.
Feb 14, 2003
garbanzo:
oh, good luck with the application!
Feb 14, 2003

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