There’s something special about simplicity.
For example, let's talk about TAGS. This nifty tool allows a series of sets to be compiled under one descriptive umbrella. They range from the ridiculous to the on point.
I saw one that said, “Perfect”…which is highly subjective. I’ve also seen “Dreamgirl”, “So Wonderful”, “Wow”, “Heavenly Honey” and “Tasty Cakes”.
While all of these are very nice and pleasant ways to describe these wonderful women, they seem more like compliments than descriptive identifiers.
Then comes…
“Shows Anus”
There’s no powder-puffin’ around this. When you click this tag you’re not seeing a varying array of what a few hundred men think a flawless person should be. No, you are seeing the anus, the Big Ol’ Lovely Booty Hole, the Chocolate Starfish, the Prison Purse, the Hershey Highway, the Detour and the Place Where Jesus Dies.
And there’s no discrimination. If you have an anus, you’re on here. Whether you’re a Hopeful or a Suicide Girl, thick or thin. If you've ever gone on all fours and thrown dat ass back…the “Show Anus” tag has you.
I might seem over-enthusiastic about the butt. I have a high appreciation for it indeed, but nothing crazy I assure you. I want you to know I also enjoy the companion tags, “Shows Pussy” and “Full Frontal” also. In a way, “Shows Anus” is the Samuel L. Jackson or the Jules Winnfield to “Shows Pussy’s” Vincent Vega. You will rarely see one without the other.
I commend the members with a keen eagle eye for the brown eye. And I now know that not all heroes wear capes. Your accuracy is appreciated. Far…and wide.