There’s something special about simplicity.

For example, let's talk about TAGS. This nifty tool allows a series of sets to be compiled under one descriptive umbrella. They range from the ridiculous to the on point.

I saw one that said, “Perfect”…which is highly subjective. I’ve also seen “Dreamgirl”, “So Wonderful”, “Wow”, “Heavenly Honey” and “Tasty Cakes”.

While all of these are...
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I look nothing like Magnum P.I., that’s the first thing you have to understand about me. The second thing is…well that while I don’t look like Thomas Magnum in the face (Hint: I’m Black!), I do look good in Hawaiian shirts and Detroit caps.

My name is Manny Menace and I like to tell stories.

I’m constantly making these...
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“Should I use the force to get this lightsaber in my pussy?”

That’s exactly what she said. No other play on words proceeded. Just that. Then, to my surprise, she did not use the force to jam the lightsaber shaped vibrator into her pussy, but used her Han instead. Sorry, I mean hand.

I thought a woman dressed in a Slave Leia costume would...
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The smell of super clean sheets isn’t as glorious as the women in Downy commercials make it seem. Of course it’s silly to think that the hotel is washing the sheets in anything but some industrial grade bleach and detergent. I imagine six sassy Puerto Rican and Dominican women talking shit to one another while putting the sheets in a giant, stainless steel...
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The DJ started with "Some Nights" by Fun. Not my personal favorite, but I can understand how someone can be nostalgic for some soft rock tunes from 2012. It was a crazy year. We almost ALL DIED. So I felt a slight connection with Ray the DJ. Amberella my lap dancer, on the other hand, was not particularly pleased by the musical choice of Ray...
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mannymenace:
Thank you @angela14, I need to get my shit together and write some more! Thank you again though :-)
angela14:
You're welcome! And I totally understand dude, we all get into lulls
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As time passes, my older sister gets more and more on my case about being single. She feels that all I need is a little direction, organization and a little luck and the woman of my dreams will walk through my front door. But before she can "help me out", she has to first know what I like...which has been hard for her.

Sister...
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soultry:
This is so funny 😂
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Academia has a way of making you feel that alcohol is the cure...

Je n'aime pas les devoir!

French homework is wooping my ass. I feel like Jean Reno is punching me in my brain, Cyril Raffaelli is kicking me in chest, and Luc Besson is filming while laughing hysterically.

Francais vs Manny! The ultimate showdown where Manny Menace has to recite La Marseillaise...
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lison:
awww Manny!
For sure, it takes time to learn a language.
Mais le mieux, c'est de parler directement avec des franais! Si je peux aider... wink
maslow:
Oh I love Scandinavian architecture. It's beautiful. And the beer is incredible, but super expensive! As far as tall people go, I'm excited to finally blend in. Being 5'9" there isn't as strange as it is here. Most of my female friends are half a foot shorter than me and my guys friends are about my size. Haha

Hope you're doing well!
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I need to find a way to travel more. I think I do it a bunch already, but next year I need to find a way to hit up four of my favorite countries: England, France, Germany and Sweden. The plan would be simple. 2 nights in each country, seeing my friends and seeing the sites. I would take an unruly amount of photos and...
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lison:
maybe this can help you to find cheap flights:
http://www.skyscanner.net/
smile
maslow:
its so true. i went to france and spain when i was 16, thought it was beautiful, but i wasn't quite ready to "experience" it. with a few more years under my belt, i think i could get so much more out of it, but it comes down to money and time now.

bonne chance, mon ami smile
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lison:
hello and welcome here!