manhattanproject

Mother balls, moar free SG? Someone needs to own up to being my secret wish fairy, cause like or not they're getting head.

Hey, shit's awesome nao.

Also who bought me this thing again? I need to repay whoever it was and have no idea who to thank!

It's all gone to shit again.

Damn, it's been a fair while, hasn't it?

Hot Barmaid will be mine! God damn, I need to man up and start talking to her properly. Half a dozen five minute conversations about my new haircut, "Top Gun", Obama, chocolate and property shows on the teevee do not a deal make. And I don't even know her name. But holy shit, man, she's all I can think about. I can't even write my...
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Why do journalists feel the need to append "-Gate" to every fucking scandal in the press? It's not clever or funny or witty, and I'm going to hurt someone some day because of it. Maybe I'll do it in the Watergate Hotel, and they'll dub it Watergategate.

You know what I fucking hate? The term 'mini'. Seriously, I can't stand it. It's not a "mini-bar", it's a fucking money-pit with two low-quality bottles of piss-water in it. It's not a "mini cooper", it's the same size as a regular fucking car. It's not "mini-me", it's a pathetically over-used joke that came with a disturbing sex tape. And God damn it, the next...
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Queen Kong absolutely fucking rock. I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Their Belfast gig last week was jaw-dropping, and the split LP with You're Only Massive is amazing. And it has to be said that Amy and Dave are just about the nicest two people you'll ever see perform.
I'm gonna stop now before anyone thinks I'm working for them...

Thinking back on the last week, it's been... eventful. I think I'm gonna run a list.

-Mojitoes
-Me in drag (again)
-French girls
-Impressionable first years
-Feeling far too old
-Folk music
-Accosting the neighbours
-Being accosted by the neighbours
-Drinking on the roof
-80s disco
-Losing both my glasses and my dignity
-Finding a hat
-Returning the hat
-Falling out of the window.. and...
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Fuck, man. Richard Wright's gone. Things are not right with the world any more.

Us, and them
And after all, we're only ordinary men.
Me, and you
God only knows, its not what we would choose, to do

Forward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died.
And the general sat and the lines on the map
Moved from side to side

Black...
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Fuck the Large Hadron Collider. Like, disregard it. If anyone actually looked into things, they'd know that the initial test done last Wednesday was simply to accelerate a few particles around the ring - no actual collisions. Those aren't due for a while yet. What we should be up in arms about in fear is the IBM Roadrunner supercomputer. That fecking thing was tested earlier...
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Yey, finally getting some decent hours at work. I really need the fucking money. Got my eye checked out this morning too, turns out there's nothing major wrong with it and I worry too much. Thank Christ for that one.
On a completely unrelated note, Sparks fucking rock. And I've managed to convert the whole flat into Matisyahu fans. I didn't think that would have...
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