This is from a scroll called "The Westcar Papyrus" and was written around 1600 B.C.
"How do you entertain a bored Pharaoh? Sail a bunch of young women down the Nile wearing only fishing lines and encourage the Pharaoh to catch a fish".
It's nice to know in 3600+ years, we still haven't had to improve on the naked girl as the best thing ever!
