mandrine

so today I am in America again. Well, I have been since Saturday but it's been hectic. I am attempting to make my friends breakfast before they wake but it is a fail. I don't know how to cook eggs and I definitely don't know how to slow cook sausage. I just kind of threw them both in pans and let them do their own...
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so today is Tuesday. I will be out of Cuba on Saturday and in Vegas! I was going to post some pictures n' stuff but the internet here is waaay too slow to do anything. It takes about 10 minutes to download a 3 minute song off itunes. Horrible. I am going to spend a hopefully fun week in Vegas and then back to Minnesota...
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As of today, I am officially a single gal, and will be in the states in 5 days!

so i sometimes have to do a rotation working in the OB/GYN clinic. Today i got the following patient:

me: "so, tell me what's going on?"
pt: "well, i have a ... um... little situation"
me: "im sure you do considering i am seeing you here today...."
"so what's going on"
pt:" well, my umm... (points to her vagina) ... there's something wrong with my...
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is currently deployed to Cuba (and have been for the last 20 months) and will be in the states April 9th! Then im going to hit up Vegas for a week. I've never been.