My guy is off in Michigan right now, so I have the apartment to myself.... and I'm LOVING IT! I get to control the remote, the thermostat, and I totally left my dirty clothes on the floor today and I don't have to worry about him bitching about it! And I bought a pint of Americone Dream, and I know I wont wake up tomorrow...
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silverrevolver:
Provence isn't next door, is it? 
aldremech:
Arizona isn't all that far away 
I'll even give you the remote
I'll even give you the remote I had the most fantastic alone night last night!!! I got home, ate some dinner, got super stoned and then cleaned my apartment in my underwear while my iPod blared in the backround. 
It sounds stupid, but I enjoyed myself very much.
Last night also renewed my love for the Polyphonic Spree. I don't care if it makes me a damn hippie, I fucking love...
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It sounds stupid, but I enjoyed myself very much.
Last night also renewed my love for the Polyphonic Spree. I don't care if it makes me a damn hippie, I fucking love...
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aldremech:
Nothing really, just dealing with unrequited life. I get tired of putting myself out there, so to speak, and getting shit on for being honest and generous with the rest of humanity. Bunch of rotten fucksticks 
I just need a little time to figure out what the fuck I want, need, expect. Ya know, the usual. Just hit me a little harder after this last debaucle 
I just need a little time to figure out what the fuck I want, need, expect. Ya know, the usual. Just hit me a little harder after this last debaucle 
ceci:
The whole reason
There was this amazing thunder storm last night, it seemed like it was right on top of my apartment building.
I really love sex during thunder storms 
I really love sex during thunder storms
wolverine43:
Sooo do I 
Do you ever feel completly helpless when a loved one needs help, but the help they need you just can't give?
My Dad, a guy who has never hurt another human being in his entire life has really found himself in a heap of trouble. He bought his dream house last year, and construction on it is now finished, his move in date is the...
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My Dad, a guy who has never hurt another human being in his entire life has really found himself in a heap of trouble. He bought his dream house last year, and construction on it is now finished, his move in date is the...
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Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't. AAAAlllmond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't. Be-cause sometimes you feel like a nut, sometime you don't!
Has everybody tried the dark chocolate peanut M&Ms? DELIGHTFUL! And I"m also happy to see that Twix is bringing back the peanut butter Twix bars. MMMmmmmm.
Has everybody tried the dark chocolate peanut M&Ms? DELIGHTFUL! And I"m also happy to see that Twix is bringing back the peanut butter Twix bars. MMMmmmmm.
aldremech:
When did they remove your peanut buttery goodness that is the Twix? We have had them for quite a while That's what I get for living in a test market town 
P.S.- coconut should never be put into a candy bar
That's what I get for living in a test market town
P.S.- coconut should never be put into a candy bar
silverrevolver:
I don't get American candy...
Has anybody heard about the new GI Joe movie bullshit?! Paramount gave a press release saying that the movie GI Joe will be made up of a team around the world and will not be called American, because this day in age American soldiers being heros would not play well to a world market. And that the Cobra Commander wouldn't even be a character in...
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aldremech:
You should run over George Clooney
brightredscream:
Yeah thankfully with CAA we didn't have to pay for the tow truck - only like $11 for having it go extra distance to the mechanic I prefer.
The cab on the other hand? What a fucking joke. A 10 minute drive - not even - was like $6! I hate how they rip people off!
The cab on the other hand? What a fucking joke. A 10 minute drive - not even - was like $6! I hate how they rip people off!
New Stoner Recipe: Ham and Cheese Casserole
Preheat oven to 350
You Need: 1 box Mac N' Cheese, I ham steak, 1 Cup shredded cheddar cheese, 1 Cup garlic flavored breadcrumbs, 2 Tablespoons of catsup, 1/4 cup milk (in addition to what you need for the Mac N' Cheese)
1. Make the Mac N' Cheese as directed 2. Cook ham steak and let cool 3....
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Preheat oven to 350
You Need: 1 box Mac N' Cheese, I ham steak, 1 Cup shredded cheddar cheese, 1 Cup garlic flavored breadcrumbs, 2 Tablespoons of catsup, 1/4 cup milk (in addition to what you need for the Mac N' Cheese)
1. Make the Mac N' Cheese as directed 2. Cook ham steak and let cool 3....
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aldremech:
Baking while baked is fun. Just avoid cooking bacon while standing naked in the kitchen 
Evidently I am too old to mosh anymore. Or something. I woke up yesterday morning after the Nephrocacy, Moral Decay, Maggot Twat show completly unable to move my right shoulder and also unable to take deep breaths. I've concluded that I slightly tore my pec minor and stretched my subscapluaris. I'm in rough shape, and I have bodywork patients today.
So, I need opinions. I...
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silverrevolver:
I think it doesn't matter all that much. You shouldn't have to babysit people wheb you are out with them, if she was having a wretched time she could have come and found you.
Water under the bridge, yea?
Water under the bridge, yea?
aldremech:
I don't think you did anythiing wrong at all. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your own good time to placate someone who obviously was out of their element. Sounds like she decided to be anti social in that situation and it should have been up to her husband to entertain or otherwise occupy her if she was not having a good time, not you.
My 2 cents anyway
My 2 cents anyway
Friday! Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday!!!!
Maggot Twat show tomorrow! And its a costume show! (I'm going as the Cat in the Hat) Whoooo!
Ever have those nights where you can't fall asleep for the life of ya? Toss, turn, songs pop into your head, you get an itch at the part of your back thats really hard to reach, youre too cold, youre too...
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Maggot Twat show tomorrow! And its a costume show! (I'm going as the Cat in the Hat) Whoooo!
Ever have those nights where you can't fall asleep for the life of ya? Toss, turn, songs pop into your head, you get an itch at the part of your back thats really hard to reach, youre too cold, youre too...
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silverrevolver:
Thursday is the new friday, in case you haven't heard!
brightredscream:
I have those sleepless nights way too often....Usually on Sundays and Mondays when I have to be up for work
Have you ever had to pee so bad while your driving that you actually have to do a half-sort-of-stand-up while trying to control the vehicle? I definitely did just that recently, and when I got home I jumped out of the car and peed right there next to it!
I am very much enjoying a new lunch recipe: mix 1 cubed potato, 1 stalk chopped...
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I am very much enjoying a new lunch recipe: mix 1 cubed potato, 1 stalk chopped...
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aldremech:
I guess that is the benefit of being a guy, I can just pull over a pee on something. Like a cop car Got arrested for that by the way
I wonder if there is any non insane way to involve bacon in sex?
Got arrested for that by the way
I wonder if there is any non insane way to involve bacon in sex?