Have you ever had to pee so bad while your driving that you actually have to do a half-sort-of-stand-up while trying to control the vehicle? I definitely did just that recently, and when I got home I jumped out of the car and peed right there next to it! 
I am very much enjoying a new lunch recipe: mix 1 cubed potato, 1 stalk chopped celery, 3 chopped hard boiled eggs, 1 can tuna, and 4 tablespoons mayo. Salt/ pepper to taste. Its fucking potato salad, egg salad and tuna salad mixed together! And I have a certain friend on SG who has an ongoing love affair with bacon, and I'm sure that would be a very delicious add-in.
Oh my fucking god, I love food. I love food, I love food, I love food!! and booze. thats good too.
I am very much enjoying a new lunch recipe: mix 1 cubed potato, 1 stalk chopped celery, 3 chopped hard boiled eggs, 1 can tuna, and 4 tablespoons mayo. Salt/ pepper to taste. Its fucking potato salad, egg salad and tuna salad mixed together! And I have a certain friend on SG who has an ongoing love affair with bacon, and I'm sure that would be a very delicious add-in.
Oh my fucking god, I love food. I love food, I love food, I love food!! and booze. thats good too.
I wonder if there is any non insane way to involve bacon in sex?