malone

I have a reason for being lazy, I swear.


Last weekend I had my long-overdue birthday party. Yes, three weeks after my actual birthday, DON'T JUDGE ME.

It was held here and it was absolutely beautiful. An ex-Ukranian scout camp filled with Melbourne louts...lots of dancing and freezing of noses...


We spend the majority of the evening cutting up the rug in this room:




Someone messaged me on myspace today and said: 'I think you are my favourite dancer ever' and I still can't tell if he's taking the mickey or not.


Last year there was a threeway in the UFO:



Though I cannot confirm nor deny whether the kangaroo was involved.




Next year you are welcome to join me. Dress warm.