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Old dogs ain't dead yet
Molasses is slow; just drips
Show off my new trick.

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Reread the title
1,000 times if need be
That's all that matters.

[Refers to the "ChocoGin" haiku, and not the Masonic Santa. Hot ChocoGin is my latest, greatest imaginary invention, and I'm be damned if someone ruins this illusion by telling me that mixing hot chocolate and gin is actually a valid holiday drink.]

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Tie rots on its rack
No court dates in quite awhile
Perhaps leaves have turned.