how can i be so sarcastic..
realistic about most things..
and such a goddamn romantic?
it kills me..
also:
last night i had really strange dreams..
Whitman and i were running around trying to avoid the zombie orgy that was happening around us.. my brain is a strange one...i think its because someone wrote me an email asking me all this stuff about zombies.. which actually i will post here.. i made a ridiculous ad on craigslist after reading one that two guys had posted seeking a Pinata Girl.. saying they wanted to give her all the liqour and drugs she could handle so they could both bang her like a pinata.. so i was inspired.. and i got MANY responses most involved zombies because thats what i said i was looking for..... the responses were naturally not from anyone id ever be interested in.. but it was good for a laugh.. anyway this is the email:
"how come zombies are never naked?
how come people only get turned into zombies when they're presentable?
how come male zombies are never seen with their pants down and vaseline
on their peckers? has no one ever been turned into a zombie while
masturbating?
do zombies ever go to the bathroom? if so, who drops their pants for them?
please answer"
right.. THATS going to make me respond to you..
dipshit..
realistic about most things..
and such a goddamn romantic?
it kills me..
also:
last night i had really strange dreams..
Whitman and i were running around trying to avoid the zombie orgy that was happening around us.. my brain is a strange one...i think its because someone wrote me an email asking me all this stuff about zombies.. which actually i will post here.. i made a ridiculous ad on craigslist after reading one that two guys had posted seeking a Pinata Girl.. saying they wanted to give her all the liqour and drugs she could handle so they could both bang her like a pinata.. so i was inspired.. and i got MANY responses most involved zombies because thats what i said i was looking for..... the responses were naturally not from anyone id ever be interested in.. but it was good for a laugh.. anyway this is the email:
"how come zombies are never naked?
how come people only get turned into zombies when they're presentable?
how come male zombies are never seen with their pants down and vaseline
on their peckers? has no one ever been turned into a zombie while
masturbating?
do zombies ever go to the bathroom? if so, who drops their pants for them?
please answer"
right.. THATS going to make me respond to you..
dipshit..
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I have returned to our stinky city. I knew we took the right exit and all getting back when i was bashed in the passengers side face area with tumbleweeds of Rap Snacks packages and other assorted garbage characteristic of South Philthy.
I'm currently typing from a "friend's" (aka, one with a COCK) a few blocks from you so I will jingle you in the afternoon and we will rekindle!
P.S. Dear Lord do I need a drink!!!!