mallory

so theres this lady on tv right now that just had a mini-infomercial/regular commercial and she was advertising for the "grip-n-flip" and the "scoop-n-strain" .. are people really so lazy that they need such utensils? she said "no more chasing that hotdog" which i thought was pretty rad..

today im going to donate to the red cross.. because even though im unemployed and have to seriously watch my money.. they could use some more than myself.. you all should too!!!

i need to make cinnamon sugar toast for breakfast.. its the best on oatnut bread.. arnold's got me hooked.. the bastard.. if i cant find it in the grocery store i go mad.. and ive even gotten into an arguement with my roommate in the bread aisle over it..

last night i had strange dreams.. now i dont even remember what they were really but i do remember going to a pet store with my mom.. and they had those little illegal turtles that i love so dearly.. except some of them had spikes on their backs ala stegosaurus .. the only reason i go to the pet store in general is to buy crickets.. this time i was trying to buy weed.. hahaha it was ridiculous.. but i think whats more crazy is that i was with my mom.. and she lives super far away and i never see her.. also in the dream.. i remember getting in a fight with some girl.. this lady just freaked out and attacked me.. grabbing me by my ankles and i had to hold onto a side of the wall so she couldnt drag me.. she almost broke my cellphone .. but really it just ended up looking melted.. and it wasnt even MY phone.. it looked like my best friends phone.. before i knew it we got back in the car.. and then we were going down this big creek.. and i think we were in a boat for part of the trip .. well not really a boat.. more like one of those log ride contraptions.. and i almost got wet.. and was irritated.. i remember taking pictures out of the skylight.. and taking the most AMAZING pictures.. come to think of it.. i remember alot of the dream... but i feel like im forgetting a bunch too..


this afternoon i have to make a trip to chinatown on a mission to find CHINESE FIREWORKS... im hanging out with my best friend in my apartment on new years .. (because im lame and i hate going out.. because i hate people.. and i have more fun hanging out with myself and a few of my friends).. we also have to find an airhorn.. i bet we get a ticket and my landlord gets a call.. hopefully this wont be the last straw and they wont lock up the roof... either way.. good times should be had.. my boobs hurt.. im all pmsing and they are huge.. ugh.. being a girl is the worst sometimes!!