mallory

its raining its pouring the old man is snooring..

i was snoring until a few minutes ago.. i went to bed at eight o clock last night .. i dont know how that happens but on sundays it does sometimes.. i just cant help myself.. and after 11 hours of sleep im still yawning.. i need to work out or something and get my heart going..

so my roommate and best friend threw me a surprise birthday party.. which consisted of a case of lager and a carrot cake.. plus streamers and pin the tail on the donkey... so awesome of them.. but the party turned out to be a bust and no one really came by.. its okay though cause i didnt feel like partying anyway i was beat from work..

maybe when i come back ill have one.. or maybe i wont have one at all.. mostly i dont care for parties myself.. esp. not in my apartment (people act so stupid at parties and wind up breaking shit and ive seen my friends get records stolen amongst other things).. maybe ill just have a game night instead... that way people wont get too rowdy.. i mean whos going to get rowdy playing scrabble? im sure SOMEONE out there would..

i got a capgun and a dart gun set which have both been super fun.. plus i got a whoopie cushion!! and the special edition of fear and loathing in las vegas... did i mention the case of beer that ill be drinking from now to eternity? pawning off to unsuspecting friends.. drinking isnt that fun for me.. but its fun for me to watch others get drunk

i made a boy watch me pick a scab the other day... woo-hoo!

and i cant wait to be sitting at a tiki hut wearing next to nothing having a frosty cold drink in the shade on the beach... hehehehe..less than a week to go!!

let the good times roll...