malice

People around here are such assholes.
I was yelled at the other day to move my car because apparently it was blocking this guys SUV from getting out of his street. That's fine...I would have moved my car if he hadn't started insulting me, and on top of that, he followed me back to my house (still yelling) in his SUV after clearing my car by a good 3 feet! So he yelled at me some more, called me names and whatnot. I moved my car to the other side of the road (even though that was *still* "blocking" the way). On top of this guy yelling at me, I also had some pretty insulting notes left under my windshield wiper...even after I moved my car...
So I went out to my car later that day to move it again, see if there was a better place to be. There was a spot available that was well out of the way. I was pretty pissed at this guy for yelling at me, and for all the insulting notes...but I moved anyways, perhaps try and keep the peace.
So last night I went to check on my car...now there are eggs on my car...actually no...now there are frozen eggs all over my car.
I'm really fucking pissed off...I've been really good about this so far...but I'm going to find out who did that and make them clean it off! I can't believe the immaturity of the University students (assumed to have written the notes.."R U StupiD?"), but even worse, the middle-aged man calling me names like we're in elementary school again!

Days like these I wish I had a paintball gun...