WHO GIVES A SHIT? IS THIS NEWS?
Just knowing that some hard-up meatfuck thought this was news gives me gas.
Just knowing that some hard-up meatfuck thought this was news gives me gas.
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First off I'd like to say that I support voter apathy. Is that wrong considering we have Bush and Kerry as our choices?
Up Kerry's butt with a head-givin' slut and out Bush's ear with a butt-fuckin' queer. (no offense to the gay community, it just made a good rhyme)
Second and more importantly, I need to clean up my friends list.
SO, I am...
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Up Kerry's butt with a head-givin' slut and out Bush's ear with a butt-fuckin' queer. (no offense to the gay community, it just made a good rhyme)
Second and more importantly, I need to clean up my friends list.
SO, I am...
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clara:
I probably have some kind of crap like that lying around here. What color crap would you like? Because there are options.
librarian:
I just love hearing the words "dry-hump" and "hard-on". Can't get enough of that. Takes me back to the good old days. Or maybe it's just that I've been laughing all day. 
Still wearing the Mrs. Roper I bought Saturday. I even wore it OUT! I might just wear it until it rots off me. What's the half-life on polyester?
Still wearing the Mrs. Roper I bought Saturday. I even wore it OUT! I might just wear it until it rots off me. What's the half-life on polyester?
Justin Timberlake is a martian.
Scratch that. Being a martian is way too cool for a butthole like Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake is just a butthole.
I don't like deviled eggs. People say I'm a fucking nut beacuse of it! I don't like the yolk, and I don't like paprika! What the fuck - I don't like one little party food and suddenly I'm not on...
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Scratch that. Being a martian is way too cool for a butthole like Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake is just a butthole.
I don't like deviled eggs. People say I'm a fucking nut beacuse of it! I don't like the yolk, and I don't like paprika! What the fuck - I don't like one little party food and suddenly I'm not on...
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dayglow:
Deviled eggs are yucky. And why do they call them that anyways? I mean dont you think that the Devil would eat something way more fierce than some hard boiled eggs?
I cant remember if the DJ played that. Honestly I knew alot of the songs, but now by name. I was only born in '82!
I cant remember if the DJ played that. Honestly I knew alot of the songs, but now by name. I was only born in '82!
pulloffmywings:
I hate deviled eggs. and yolks too. ick.
The flagon with the dragon
holds the brew that is true.
I believe it goes something like this:
Pack it up, pack it in
let me begin
I came to win
battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
punk you'd better back up...
Do you think he means "sack" as in "ballsack?"
holds the brew that is true.
I believe it goes something like this:
Pack it up, pack it in
let me begin
I came to win
battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
punk you'd better back up...
Do you think he means "sack" as in "ballsack?"
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logoff:
40% less fat then regular corn dogs. 
mercie:
hello back! 
I totally frigging forgot about Starman. Good choice.
I totally frigging forgot about Starman. Good choice.
All the humid nights
parked under street lights
and my baby's riding shotgun
in her knee-high tights
she looks like heaven
and I feel like the devil
in my sunday whites
-promise ring
---that's good shit.
parked under street lights
and my baby's riding shotgun
in her knee-high tights
she looks like heaven
and I feel like the devil
in my sunday whites
-promise ring
---that's good shit.
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nimhly:
We move like cagey tigers
We couldnt get closer than this
The way we lovecats
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss
We slip through the streets
While everyone sleeps
Getting bigger and sleeker
And wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Lets go and
Throw all the songs we know
Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
Ill show you in spring
Its a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats
Were so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that Id do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
Its the grooviest thing
Its the perfect dream
Hand in hand
Is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this
I love you ... lets go
Oh ... solid gone ...
How could we miss someone as dumb
As this?
I'm just sayin...null
We couldnt get closer than this
The way we lovecats
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss
We slip through the streets
While everyone sleeps
Getting bigger and sleeker
And wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Lets go and
Throw all the songs we know
Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
Ill show you in spring
Its a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats
Were so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that Id do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
Its the grooviest thing
Its the perfect dream
Hand in hand
Is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this
I love you ... lets go
Oh ... solid gone ...
How could we miss someone as dumb
As this?
I'm just sayin...null
mercie:
awesome.
your profile picture made me laugh. good stuff.
your profile picture made me laugh. good stuff.
At school today I drew a picture of a naked girl.
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mylf:
the mouse from "Flowers for Algernon"? interesting.
lucille:
Was it me? Where the hell have you been? Show me your ass!
hee hee,
Lucille
hee hee,
Lucille
I was sucking on defeat.
I ate a bowl of malcontent.
Dessert was broken heart suprise.
No conversation.
When there's lightning,
you know it ALWAYS brings me down...
...kinda like a rainbow in the dark!
you know it ALWAYS brings me down...
...kinda like a rainbow in the dark!
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librarian:
Well, I think it's back to normal. A little shaggy, even. Gonna post pics?
britbritbaby:
good point. But lightning is awesome.
So there I was, face to face with this behemoth, this 14 megaton suicidal maniac who was about to tap the back of my favorite head up against the bar room wall when all of the sudden a man who was selling tacos just RIPS off his fucking shirt to reveal a tight-fitting spandex shirt with the letter "B" emblazoning the garment! The taco guy...
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mercie:
hm.
dayglow:
Wow, I want to hang out with you sometime.
"Whack fol the dah now dance to your partner
Welt the flure, your trotters shake;
Wasn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!"
All I need is a "drop o' the craythur ev'ry morn!
Welt the flure, your trotters shake;
Wasn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!"
All I need is a "drop o' the craythur ev'ry morn!
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librarian:
Wait, you need to live closer to ME! I like to make fun of people, too. Mostly in airports. 
margot_dent:
beaaaaaatuiful beaaaaaaautiful barman
[Edited on Jun 28, 2004 11:26PM]