magnadolce

So there I was, face to face with this behemoth, this 14 megaton suicidal maniac who was about to tap the back of my favorite head up against the bar room wall when all of the sudden a man who was selling tacos just RIPS off his fucking shirt to reveal a tight-fitting spandex shirt with the letter "B" emblazoning the garment! The taco guy jumps in front of me and whips out a 4 foot chain of garlic and says to the Paul Bunyanesque psycho "Up to your old games again I see."







By then I was bored with the whole thing and went and got another beer...