so much beer. so so so much beer.
jello shots. did I say jelo shots? yes I did. everclear ones. They were brought to my house in a little gathering after our show last night.
two cases of lone star, a sixer of corona, three pints of guinness, 30 jello shots ALL CONSUMED. the headache I had earlier before two excedrin and a half gallon of water was of epic proportions. I thought that a kraken or some such other mythical beast was going to erupt out my head like a spume of molten earth from the mighty krakatoa. I hate jimmy buffett. I sure as hell don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows.
two of my bandmates stayed over (they'll remain nameless) - they're a couple. I had the pleasure of getting up around noon for a drink of cold water and turned the corner out of my bedroom only to see her naked butt bobbing up and down on him. I immediatly just stopped and turned around and went back to bed and put the pillows on top of my head. I have no desire to see two people humping on my floor unless I'm the one doing the humping and I'm watching it in a mirror. Speaking of humping I'm due for one of those. I think I'm in a bit of a dry spell. Hopefully soon to be remedied.
jello shots. did I say jelo shots? yes I did. everclear ones. They were brought to my house in a little gathering after our show last night.
two cases of lone star, a sixer of corona, three pints of guinness, 30 jello shots ALL CONSUMED. the headache I had earlier before two excedrin and a half gallon of water was of epic proportions. I thought that a kraken or some such other mythical beast was going to erupt out my head like a spume of molten earth from the mighty krakatoa. I hate jimmy buffett. I sure as hell don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows.
two of my bandmates stayed over (they'll remain nameless) - they're a couple. I had the pleasure of getting up around noon for a drink of cold water and turned the corner out of my bedroom only to see her naked butt bobbing up and down on him. I immediatly just stopped and turned around and went back to bed and put the pillows on top of my head. I have no desire to see two people humping on my floor unless I'm the one doing the humping and I'm watching it in a mirror. Speaking of humping I'm due for one of those. I think I'm in a bit of a dry spell. Hopefully soon to be remedied.
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drexel:
omg that is so completely lame. i can't believe you were HERE. don't you have my im anymore?
kybella:
Well, if I were well and able...I would find you a friend to hump. And by the way...you, my friend are a strange little man....