OK. After experiencing these on an increasingly frequent basis, I must get this off my chest.
Dr. K's Rules of Etiquette in a Men's Public Restroom:
1. No carrying on a coversation with anyone standing next to you at a urinal--especially me. There is nothing you could say that would possibly interest me in that situation.
2. No smoking while going either 'number one' or 'number two.' I giggle every time I see an ashtray in a public restroom.
3. No talking on the cell phone when you're sitting on the pot. That's just plain sick. Dee dee dee! And if you're smoking AND talking on the cell phone while taking a shit, consider having yourself institutionalized.
4. Wash your hands! Nothing grosses me out more.
5. Take aim. And if you miss, wipe it up. Gross gross gross.
6. Flush. How frickin lazy do you have to be NOT to flush the toilet when you're done.
7. Stop leaving your gum in the urinals. The trash can is right next to you, beezotch!
Dr. K's Rules of Etiquette in a Men's Public Restroom:
1. No carrying on a coversation with anyone standing next to you at a urinal--especially me. There is nothing you could say that would possibly interest me in that situation.
2. No smoking while going either 'number one' or 'number two.' I giggle every time I see an ashtray in a public restroom.
3. No talking on the cell phone when you're sitting on the pot. That's just plain sick. Dee dee dee! And if you're smoking AND talking on the cell phone while taking a shit, consider having yourself institutionalized.
4. Wash your hands! Nothing grosses me out more.
5. Take aim. And if you miss, wipe it up. Gross gross gross.
6. Flush. How frickin lazy do you have to be NOT to flush the toilet when you're done.
7. Stop leaving your gum in the urinals. The trash can is right next to you, beezotch!
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2, 3, 4,5, 6, 7. True.
6: I cannot believe I am an adult, work with adults, and some sad ass-bandits still DO NOT FLUSH.
:explodes with anger:
Somethings are better left alone... but ya know me I have a potty mouth, so I guess I really can't comment!!
kisses
after brushed teeth
KRISS