madison

So my birthday was last weekend! Another year down another some odd more to go!

Amazingly I feel younger turning older this year than the last. Last year I was hitting the mid life and thinking I could no longer wear mini skirts and be reckless and unruly. I had to buckle down.

This year all those mini skirts are coming back!!!!!!!!! I 'm not just gonna dole out day by day with worries of getting older and surviving another day.

I started the night before my birthday with Vodka and ran with it till I some how passed out. The bump on my head and my best friend who babysat me prooved to be witness of a stuper of a night.

*present that night**
Fake boobs which I stuffed in my shirt and wore most of the night ( they looked surprisingly realistic)

I woke up drunk with rot got hangover brain seemingly insanely giddy for my condition. Showered, put on my favorite tiny tiny skirt and heels and trucked on with the girls hitting the vodka early.
We went from one bar to another.

*present that night*
Kick ass wallet, earings and barretts from my rad older brother and his adorably punk girlfriend!!!!

A bunch of sweetly smelling VS cosmetics from my bestest from little girl best friend ever!!!!

And last but not least some silly considerate stranger..................................................


A busted out window and stolen bag of my life and my goodies!!!!

whoever that was...was so nice that they took out and set on my seat my makeup, and my Ipod. They were even so super as to leave my CD's and my change....

Not sure as to their whole thinking process on theiving but Hey they didn't take any of my extremely amazing birthday presents either!!!


One element that I would like you to imagine.
A girl DRUNK celebrating her birthday talking to the cops in a teeny tiny mini skirt that has patches stating on the front "HI I DON'T CARE" takes my report and states "Your sticker is expired"

HMMMMMMMM......yeah being as it was 3am in the morning the day after my birthday and I am standing in broken glass missing some things that were semi important to me.......................... I could have done without that comment

THANKS PIG !!!!

On a more satisfying happier note....I have an appointment with Brett at Sovereign Collective ( I Bob Barkered that shit on the last Spice Party!!! YAY ME!! ) today and I am going to get a trinket of luck placed some where.........

not sure yet but you'll find out!!!


My birthday is not over till the next one begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My wonderful new ink by J.Brett Prince at Sovereign Collective!!! frickin fab!

I woke up yesterday thinking it would be nice to have some good luck on me....

being as I still havent' fixed my window on my car

and on my 120 some odd mile home drive from Killumbus at 2am or so in the morning
I got pulled over

DUN DUN

PASSED the sobriety test
PASS to go home

Thanks PiG