Well here's a chapter. My husband just cut half his thumb off with a "katana" (a big knife) he's being driven to the hospital. I'm to drunk, to drive, to think and to spell. Its on a military base and I'll get my ass caught again. I'm binging on tostitos and cheese salsa. God! I haven't had junk food in a fucking year!!!! Yum! better than sex!!!!!!!!!! Am I sick to be eating while my husband is getting his thumb sewn back on??? LOL!!!!
its his own damn fault!!!!!!!!! Dumb ass, well I love him. ohh... bean dip.....
its his own damn fault!!!!!!!!! Dumb ass, well I love him. ohh... bean dip.....
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katana
Hmmm, katana... katana...
...katana yer own goddamn thumb off drunk off y'ass mutherfuker! BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaa....
:sigh:
PS. Thanks for the 411 - I had no idea Beverly Hills Ninja 2 was in production!!!
[Edited on Apr 03, 2004 11:52AM]