yesterday i fell off the fucking ladder at work... i missed the last rung and fully face planted. at the same time, i heard a BIG crunch!! i fucked up my ankle hugely!! it is so sore!! thankfully i was in the back room when i swore ever so loadly and pretty much balled my fucking eyes out! im a wimp i know. well, today my ankle is huge and fucking purple!! see my pic (ignore my ugly foot, just look at the bruise!)
yeah so not cool!! 
AND i started at my new store today - which is 2 fucking stories high!! so great - i have to walk stairs to get to the store room with a twisted/swollen/FUCKING ACHING MOTHERFUCKING SORE FUCKING ANKLE!!! grrr
im not in a good mood.... i need chocolate - or some lady love... im going to watch the L word and get all worked up.... mmmm lady love...
erm. heres a picture for good measure....
wrap that shit up tight if you're not gonna miss work