President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Chaney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Chaney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy." 
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stompbox:
a_warm_place:
hum... your full frontal testimonial nudity makes me wonder... one thing is for sure you are making me happy not in the way you are thinking... I lied