Tonight I go into the great unkown as I hook myself up to a machine that will probably kill me in my sleep. Which is funny because I am doing it in an effort to find out why I need sleep all the time...Oh yeah, and to save all of humanity. If I make it through this, the thank you mac for saving the world...
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Hickory dickory dock.
I started a "Navy seal" workout this week. Oh man. Not only will I be able to leap tall buldings in a single bound, but I will be able to kill a man in under 3 seconds!
2004 huh? I want this year to be the most romantic year I have ever had. Non stop smiles and kissing and graceful touches. Petals...
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I started a "Navy seal" workout this week. Oh man. Not only will I be able to leap tall buldings in a single bound, but I will be able to kill a man in under 3 seconds!
2004 huh? I want this year to be the most romantic year I have ever had. Non stop smiles and kissing and graceful touches. Petals...
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voltaire:
hickory dickory dock....
please update your journal.....
please update your journal.....
lilith:
It's a tough job, but someone has to be the killer spider. I personally love eating flies. They are quite tasty. 
Life is going o.k. But I had to put my Lasah apso to sleep. She lived a heros life though, so I will not be sad. Everything else is going swimingly. I am probably going to get the laid tonight.
And my intrnet is broken.
Macdamn
And my intrnet is broken.
Macdamn
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voltaire:
so...... did you get laid?
fej:
did she see th O face? 
Famous qoutes by yours truly...
"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)
"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."
"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)
"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott...
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"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)
"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."
"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)
"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott...
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bob_dobalina:
the rock is a sexy hunka hunka man
soeffinhappy:
That one about the rock isn't bad, one of my famous quotes is "I'm not gay but if Sean Connery asked, I'd probably make man love with him."
Day 3: AGAIN I have consumed a giant hamburger and fries for breakfast. I went to the bookstore and looked at books for hours. Now I will play viedo games until my friend calls and then I will go over to his house and write. A nagging in the back of my mind tells me that I should be doing something....responsible? Hmmmm No, I can't...
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kimmi:
la la la la la
ratgirl:
responsibility is overrated anyways.
Today is the day that I want cereal. So I will go and buy me some cereal and eat it. And then I will be fullfilled. Like the Incas were when they killed a rival prisonor in the name of thier Gods. Co-co puffs will be my chocloatey sacrifice.
Macgeneralfoods
Macgeneralfoods
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babybeezer:
once you've eaten all the little chocolatey puffs you should pour the chocolate-infused milk all over your body and revel in your triumph and newfound strength and spirit.
superscott:
whatever happened to apple jacks?
"Manhunt" is the funnyiest game I have ever played.
I cannot wait for ROTK.
The Last Samarui looks good.
I had a great thanksgiving.
I spent some nice time in San Diego.
I made some extra cash from Jack in the box and possibably a new busniess contact.
I came back to L.a. and slept in my gigantic medeivel bed.
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I cannot wait for ROTK.
The Last Samarui looks good.
I had a great thanksgiving.
I spent some nice time in San Diego.
I made some extra cash from Jack in the box and possibably a new busniess contact.
I came back to L.a. and slept in my gigantic medeivel bed.
I am going to eat...
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voltaire:
Your gigantic mideval bed is cool looking.... I wish I had one sans the wool cover.....
tea is GREAT! remember how I take mine?
tea is GREAT! remember how I take mine?
kimmi:
Damon is my boyfriend. He wanted to get married, I said yes..but now things are on a hold because I told him we need to wait.
There is no limit to the creativity and hights people will go to dissapoint you.
But not you Single malt scotch. Oh no you are my Lady, my muse. I am going to drink you in and join with you, taking immense pleasure in your touch and company. The only stall to this wounderful moment is when I think "How will I remove my penis...
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But not you Single malt scotch. Oh no you are my Lady, my muse. I am going to drink you in and join with you, taking immense pleasure in your touch and company. The only stall to this wounderful moment is when I think "How will I remove my penis...
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kimmi:
Ribbit Ribbit
lola:
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING
So right now I am supposed to be involved in a booty call. "But Mac." You say, "Your writting a journal on SG right now!"
EC-FUCKIN-ZACTLY.
This better pan out. Or I gots me a whole lotta killin ta do.
Macfrustrated
EC-FUCKIN-ZACTLY.
This better pan out. Or I gots me a whole lotta killin ta do.
Macfrustrated
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jujubee:
pft! *giggle*
-Ju
-Ju
mistersatan:
Well, make sure you kill a hobo so you can gain their magical powers when you eat their dicks.
SOUL! I meant souls!
SOUL! I meant souls!
Ok dammit. I added some friends. Man I am freaked out.
On a side note, I actually schedueled a booty call for this Tues.
SWEET.
I rock AND RULE!
Zombies forever.
Maccore
On a side note, I actually schedueled a booty call for this Tues.
SWEET.
I rock AND RULE!
Zombies forever.
Maccore
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unnecessaryz:
I don't think it qualifies as a booty call if it's not made during that critical point at the end of the night when you know booty is not an option unless you make that call. The only exception to this rule is if you're talking into a booty shaped phone.
requiem:
I would ask you to be my friend, but that would mess up the nice even rows in my list. Maybe if somebody gets the zot I'll contact you.
ratgirlwillbesadokay
Good luck...tell me how it went.
xoxo
~L