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wow....So many things, so little I can do.


Happy st patricks day.


Im a little weirded out.


Mac
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voltaire:
PS call me...
mohollyweird:
Yuh silly Paddy.......
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"Scott can I ask you a question?"

"Sure whats up?"


"Do you want to have sex?



". . . . "


" . . . . ."


". . . ."


"NEVERMIND"

"No wait I do, i was just taken aback i mean i didn't expect...blah blah blah."

Guess who didn't have sex.

Yes me.

Yet another true story in a huge spider web of...
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alice:
bring it on, macbitch!
redskull:
you can't lose all the time.
I swear you're making half of this shit up.
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I washed and waxed my car today for 40$ and gave the two guys who did it...$5 bucks.

As I drove away I felt the heavens open up and pour bad Karma down upon me. I should know better being in the service industry.


Another random bed quote that I actually said.

Her "You look board."

Me "Well why don't you work on me for...
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babybeezer:
Hmmm, no I am not a virgin, but this theater of which you speak sounds intriguing...I feel a community outreach program comming on...muwahaha.
claudia:
i was in the valley today, driving pass the line of dismal chain stores and fast food joints, and as the rain engulfed me in its sadness i thought of you. cause life in the valley=depressing.
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Today is appartment cleaning day...That has turned into rearange my entire fucking life and throw out half the shit I own day.

Ebay and thrift stores OWN.

I am in love with someone on this site. Any guesses? Hint: it is not a man.

Random embarrising quote that I actually said to a girl in bed once,

"Will you watch me masterbate?"

lol She said...
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voltaire:
Mac, can I carpool with you? - Red
chiquita:
maybe it is redskull who owns your smarmey love...for he is not a man, but a superhero.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Now its time to rock!!!

who let the dogs out? woiff woof woof woof!

Im OLD!

Macacient
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a35mmlife:
still should have said it in a more constructive way.
a35mmlife:
but thank you mactheman.

this35mmsoul
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My internet (prodigy) love died today 13 years ago Before AOL or any of that shit. I was young and stupid and idiylistic And she was fantastic.... My Grandma died today too 7 years ago. Its her birthday today. Happy birthday Marciline. And R.I.P. Lanie E. Buckner.

On a lighter note, its my Birthday tommorow! I get to go to work! Ah well....

Mactastic robot
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thirtyseven:
happy macbirthday!
kiss
volkov:
Happy Birthday, Mac.
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Favriote pickup line that really dosen't work..

"Hi, Your so pretty. I think I want to cut you."

or

"Its such a nice night. When I look into your skin I want to wear your eyes."


Mac eeek

Ladies the line starts here!

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zanarki:
Damn you Mac! You owe me a new pair of pants! biggrin
rawr_ima_monster:
"baby, heaven must be missing a huge pair of tits, because your tits are fucking HUGE."
-best ever. Midievil times! wooohoo!
Dave
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WHo the hell am I?

Im Macbastard!

Who?

Crap....I knew it would run out sometime...

I love you all....even those of you not on my friends list. I also love good scotch and fast women. And that movie "The Iron Giant"... Gets me every time.

Obleeobalaadeedadoo

just ate kfc. gonna do a show tonight. Now for sleep for so comes the miagraine.

Wachaow!

Yourloveablemac
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melissa2:
are you leaving or something?
babybeezer:
Mmmm, I also love good scotch and fast women...
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Take care Fred Rodgers.

I still beleive....

frown

mac
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melissa2:
Mac its me you big nerd.........

_______isstrange.......name start with an M...ends with Y. Former member, now to be SG.......you love me, remember?
redskull:
Don't worry man, you can now get the Unabridged version of the ProBook on Audio Cassette, as read by Rutger Hauer.
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Life IS like a box of chocolates...And someone put thier fingre through everyone of my peices...Bleagggh.


Machalabaloo
atomic_tiki:
yeah it sucks ass nibblets don't it?
melissa2:
so whats going on with Medieval Times yo?

edited cuz i JUST read the SGLA medieval Times thread. Retarded ole me......

confused

[Edited on Feb 25, 2003]