I washed and waxed my car today for 40$ and gave the two guys who did it...$5 bucks.
As I drove away I felt the heavens open up and pour bad Karma down upon me. I should know better being in the service industry.
Another random bed quote that I actually said.
Her "You look board."
Me "Well why don't you work on me for a while?"
Her "Buh-bye"
Me "No, shit wait!"
My suave idiocy knows no bounds.
Maclamer
As I drove away I felt the heavens open up and pour bad Karma down upon me. I should know better being in the service industry.
Another random bed quote that I actually said.
Her "You look board."
Me "Well why don't you work on me for a while?"
Her "Buh-bye"
Me "No, shit wait!"
My suave idiocy knows no bounds.
Maclamer
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babybeezer:
Hmmm, no I am not a virgin, but this theater of which you speak sounds intriguing...I feel a community outreach program comming on...muwahaha.
claudia:
i was in the valley today, driving pass the line of dismal chain stores and fast food joints, and as the rain engulfed me in its sadness i thought of you. cause life in the valley=depressing.
