Monday Jul 14, 2003

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Worked for Jack in he box again today. Eaaaasy money! I mean eiser than what I USAULLY have to do for money. Or rather who....

Just found out a friend of mine is coreographer for Columbia's remake of Bye-Bye Birdie. Macmusical theatre? Hmmm could be. I did the show twice growing up, and I've known this kid since 86'

Next week is the Comic Con...
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unnecessaryz:
Are you a commercial whore? Man, you don't have to do Bye-Bye Birdie. My company would be glad to pay you to sing and dance for us. Provided you wear the exact same costume you wore during your last performance of the musical. It will be abuserific. Oh, sweet mother how abuserific it will be.
kimmi:
My H2 SO has a disco ball.

You can PRETEND if you want....

Oh..and I know how to win all the con carni games...I used to be a carni..a supervisor for games..heh.

Saturday Jul 12, 2003

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Yaaaaaaaaarrrrg!

Jonny Depp rules. ARRR!!!


Night night. Me Ti-ti.

Workwork morrow.

Bbye

M
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ratgirl:
personally i'm a fan of tht goddamned elf. hunk of burning elf love!!!!
alice:
johnny depp is hotness no matter what he's doing.... well, he's probably not so hot when he's pooping or throwing up.

i dig the new mac hair.

Wednesday Jul 09, 2003

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Right now I am working (noy very hard) on a idea for a TV show for Adult swim or Comedy central. I just have to flesh out an idea, help write a bible and sell it for big money. The good thing is (through a friend) I will have representation from one of the largest agencys in the world. The bad thing is...I have to...
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clara:
I have every intention of visiting as soon as you're rich enough to foot the bill. I now live in a holler and have $50 to last me through the end of time.
kiss
fej:
wake up and get me a cab!

Monday Jul 07, 2003

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I watched punch drunk love last night. My faith in humanity and love has been restored. I slept with three dogs in a big pile of pack-like-sleep. My conection to animals who love us more than we love ourselvs has been restored. I worked out so hard today, I am shaking. My fitness is being redeemed. I have an adution tommorow. My carrer is advancing....
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fractal:
hell yhea
ratgirl:
no it's not axl rose, it's fabio!!!! *swoon* what a hunk!

I'll probably be down there in 2-3 months. I dunno, maybe las feliz or silverlake area. or maybe that cute little area around melrose. I don't have e place yet, but I'm sure it'll all work out.

then you can get all up in my shetland pony. word.

Saturday Jul 05, 2003

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Hi. My name has Macbastard. In the past two weeks I have Slept more than I have been awake. Stopped working out. Not done one thing at all to advance my carrer as an actor. Shaved my head. And started watching T.v. again.

I beleive I am going insane. Also I know that my robot insides that lie just beneeth my skin has been infultratied...
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soeffinhappy:
Mac you've got it all mixed up, the old woman didn't say the hot women have to have GREAT sex with you, just sex. Considering your thread on "How to get LAID" you should be un-nuts in no time.
Good luck
syracusescumbag:
Haha, I loved your "rapetastic" post. Made me laugh so hard. Especially reading the posts where people got pissed off at your sarcasm.



Oh man.

We nee more people like you in this world.

Friday Jul 04, 2003

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So My friend calls and hes all "Dude! Are you up to go to Reakas party tonight?" And Im all "Nah Dude, Im all tired so im going to sleep." And hes all "K, later dude!" And then my other friend calls me up and hes like "Duuude! Wanna go to this party in Beverly hills?" Adn Im like "Ohhh Dude, Im pretty tired...Dude Im...
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soeffinhappy:
DUDE I TOTALLY HEAR YOU DUDE. WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR INDEPENDENCE THAN BY SLEEPING. I MEAN IF YOU WEREN'T INDEPENDANT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP WOULD YOU DUDE? I GUESS NOT. SO HAPPY 4TH OF JULY DUDE.

















DUDE.
alice:
dude, no way. you seriously like didn't do anything last night? man, if i like had known that, i so would have like strapped you to the hood of the car and like kidnapped you and shit.

Thursday Jul 03, 2003

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Today was very intresting, I just may be on the up and up again.

It was pointed out to me that because of a reocurring phrasing I used, that I did not feel people were listening when I spoke. I laughed and laughed. Because he was absoultly right. I LOVE phycology. And deconstructing myself is fun and intresting. I actually become LESS self concious when...
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beyondbitter:
so, this pirate walks into a bar and the bartender takes one look at em and says "oi mate do you know you have a stearing wheel hangin from your crotch?" the pirate says.. "Ayyyyyy and its drivin me NUTS!"...lol! Sorry i couldnt resist... all this pirate talk! I love pirates!
I have no idea how I ended up here but okay... here I was!
Cheers!
tarbaby:
drunken journal entry professing my love for mac....

Wednesday Jul 02, 2003

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I ate greek food today as the sun whent down. Read up on Acient egypt, met friends for drinks, and walked. Sometimes doing is not as important as LIVING. How often I forget this.

Last night I purchesed a Macdonalds chicken sandwich with Super sized fries and a coke, and ate it in a park. In the dark, surrounded by trees, and all alone. I...
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thirtyseven:
i'd sure enjoy some greek food before we do the did.
shal:
Taking time out to remember why living is a good thing is something we all should do more often. It's the little things that make it all worth all the bullshit.

Tuesday Jul 01, 2003

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O.k I just spent ALL day watching t.v. The heat and total lack of motovation really did a number on me. I caught "Zorro the gay blade" Which is really one of the greatest films EVER. Soooo smart and clever. I also watched the shit out of varous discovery channel programs.

And I just finished watching "a really big adventure" which I had never seen...
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nuria:
Zorro the gay blade... never seen. Is it new? wink
mistersatan:
You need to take your macass out of the house and get away from the TV for a while. Or at least on the computer.

Monday Jun 30, 2003

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LESA'S GONE TOO?!


Dammit. I will soon be the only one who rembers the "old" days.

Jack in the box booked me again for somemore work! Wa hoo. Who says I can't talk real smart like? On another note, I think I am going to build a robot. A robot that wilkl love me for me. And do everything I comand. Serve me in horrible...
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maxx:
sooooo.....whacha doing with that extra spot on your friends list?
soeffinhappy:
Just make sure that you film and edit "MacBastard and his robot slave: a touching look back" before she does blow a fuse. After all, how good can the days be if you can't even have a montage of filmed moments that play underneath sappy orchestral music?
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