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Here's a math problem for you smart motherfuckers..
You are traveling in a car at a constant speed.
On your left is a double decker bus. On your right is a fire truck traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, yet you can't overtake it.
Behind you is a...
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You are traveling in a car at a constant speed.
On your left is a double decker bus. On your right is a fire truck traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, yet you can't overtake it.
Behind you is a...
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asinforhim:
hahaha
*i miss merry-go-round*
they were nice ;P
*i miss merry-go-round*
they were nice ;P
surlymike:
Ah, yes, well, you see, I wanted to change my journal, but I didn't have anything much to say at that moment. Besides, whatever happened to the idea that a picture tells a thousand words?!
Every time I see pro wrestling, I'm a bit surprised that I was actually into it for a while back in the 1980s. What a dumbass decade!
Every time I see pro wrestling, I'm a bit surprised that I was actually into it for a while back in the 1980s. What a dumbass decade!
I swear to god my dog just farted. Gross!!
I have a 7 year old who plays hockey. Due to that fact that the local city has decided to charge us $1200 a year for him to play hockey, we decided to have him play out of another local town. I get a call today saying that even if we're zoned for him to play...
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I have a 7 year old who plays hockey. Due to that fact that the local city has decided to charge us $1200 a year for him to play hockey, we decided to have him play out of another local town. I get a call today saying that even if we're zoned for him to play...
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pastura:
ha ha, that really is such a great shirt. and i you can post that lizard picture as often as you like - it will never get old. as for the picture you posted in your last comment to me... i take it you thought better of something? i never got to see it. it's a big fat X on my page. now i have no idea what everyone is talking about because apparently some of my friends saw it before it went away.
still haven't gotten to be naked outside.
i told my framer/photographer that i wanted to just go ahead and shoot something, even if we didn't feel like submitting it after, but he never took the bait. how's that for an ego-crush? he shoulda jumped on that chance!
still haven't gotten to be naked outside.
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vivacious_vixen:
Hmmm I find drummers so incredibly sexy... well the ones that are totally awesome anyway!
fatal:
thanks for the comment on my set
xx
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asinforhim:
See? One more reason for not having babies
lol
That's a wonderful picture!
I'm listening to Peeping Tom... There's a song with Bebel Gilberto... A Brazilian singer.
That's a wonderful picture!
I'm listening to Peeping Tom... There's a song with Bebel Gilberto... A Brazilian singer.
asinforhim:
Hm... not much...Just a friend birthday on Sunday.
And lots of things to do =/ *tired*
what abou u?
And lots of things to do =/ *tired*
what abou u?
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leola:
KitKat for sex? I'd say totally worth it.
kombucha:
hey hun yeah it is funny how much stuff can happen in a year
but anyway how are you sexy xxx
but anyway how are you sexy xxx
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pastura:
great picture indeed. and yes, you don't so much look like a biker in the new pic as a really lovable dog-friendly punk.
the ridiculous thing about your flatmate's "strike" is that a woman not shaving her armpits is no more hygenically damaging than a man not shaving his pits. not brushing one's teeth is just downright gross and a bad idea for health reasons. besides, i should be on strike for having to live with a male, not the other way around. i'm not shaving and it's getting delicioously long!!!
the ridiculous thing about your flatmate's "strike" is that a woman not shaving her armpits is no more hygenically damaging than a man not shaving his pits. not brushing one's teeth is just downright gross and a bad idea for health reasons. besides, i should be on strike for having to live with a male, not the other way around. i'm not shaving and it's getting delicioously long!!!
surlymike:
That's one of the better pictures I've seen of you. Obviously, your eldest son has your photographer's touch! Here's hoping that your nasal excursion resulted in a latter-day gold rush.
OK...so my best friend Crawdaddy is now the drive DJ at FRED FM. It's a classic rock station here in town. Pretty much every day he calls me up and I do a bit on his show. You should take a listen. Just go to FRED FM between 1pm - 5pm Eastern time and have a listen. You may just hear me live!! Even better!...
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pastura:
when you say "surfy tour" do you mean actually surfing? i just wanted to make sure that wasn't another canadianism. that's one sport i don't think i could ever take up. my balance just isn't that good, and well, it kinda scares me. tiger shark almost ate me once. don't play in the ocean so much anymore. plus, i hear they grow them mean around the great barrier reef.
how can you tell me to get you off the bike in my mind? have you looked at your profile picture yet? that's not a surfer, dude.
and those are very nice eyes, indeed. a little startled looking perhaps, but if you were sober then, your body was probably wondering why you didn't have gin in your hand.
how can you tell me to get you off the bike in my mind? have you looked at your profile picture yet? that's not a surfer, dude.
and those are very nice eyes, indeed. a little startled looking perhaps, but if you were sober then, your body was probably wondering why you didn't have gin in your hand.
pastura:
ah ha! now i see you for what you truly are: a biker misogynist with delusions of surfing grandeur! i don't wanna shave my armpits. it's a pain and it's silly. i'd stop shaving my legs, too, but that's worse than shaving them. and no, my man is not okay with the armpit hair, but let's just say i've sacrificed plenty for him in the past. gotta make up for it somehow.
seriously, a tiger shark almost ate me. you don't get over that. no surfing for me. you have fun though. take pictures. i wanna know how cool it looks to crack your head on a board way out in the ocean. you down with your kids doing that?
you should crop this and make it your new profile pic:

seriously, a tiger shark almost ate me. you don't get over that. no surfing for me. you have fun though. take pictures. i wanna know how cool it looks to crack your head on a board way out in the ocean. you down with your kids doing that?
you should crop this and make it your new profile pic:

I love my kids. I showed my 7 year old son a picture in the newspaper of his Uncle playing golf with Bill Clinton. With no regard to the weight of the fact that his Uncle is friends with a former President of the United States he simply wanted to know..."Who won the game?".
We all need to be more like our kids.
We all need to be more like our kids.
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pastura:
well, who won? and is this the same uncle that owns the world?
hi, i'm here. i'm just... i don't know. i'm busy but also i don't think about getting on the computer during my freetime as much anymore. i sit in front of one all day (of course they frown on sites like this at work) and so i guess i'd just rather study the dust particles floating through the air. i miss it, i do, but i don't have the spirit. -sigh- how dramatic. how've you been?
hi, i'm here. i'm just... i don't know. i'm busy but also i don't think about getting on the computer during my freetime as much anymore. i sit in front of one all day (of course they frown on sites like this at work) and so i guess i'd just rather study the dust particles floating through the air. i miss it, i do, but i don't have the spirit. -sigh- how dramatic. how've you been?
jody:
I like your summary.
Thanks for wishing me luck. Now I just have to wait for my set to go up.
Thanks for wishing me luck. Now I just have to wait for my set to go up.
holagatita:
yum mango!!! yum tri-colored corn!!
Your do doesn't look too mullet-y, not like the guy on the left!!!
Keep on truckin'!
Your do doesn't look too mullet-y, not like the guy on the left!!!
Keep on truckin'!
spade:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GOLDEN!!!!
GOLDEN!!!!
Too bad that you can't go to Qubec City to see the Habs play, though. (Yes, I know it's been 11 years, but I want the Nords back)
What did you think of that 15-year deal the Islanders gave DiPietro?