You know, there's nothing I like better than sitting on the sofa with my two sons having a chuckle at the delicate wit and subtle charm of Mr. Squarepants...but...
The SpongeBob movie blew dog and sucked ass at the same time! It was soooooo not funny. I feel violated for even going to it. ohhhhhh and don't get me started on all of the close-up shots of David Hasslehoffs back! Fuck me that guy creeps me out!
Anyway, my 6 year old liked it. I guess that's all that counts.
What else can I piss and moan about? Oh yeah, I put my back out the other day. Yep, I carried a 27" tv from my mothers car to her house. The fucking thing must weigh 100lbs. That's a lot of weight for an 84 year old man!!
Please people...tell me a funny story or something to make it feel better.
The SpongeBob movie blew dog and sucked ass at the same time! It was soooooo not funny. I feel violated for even going to it. ohhhhhh and don't get me started on all of the close-up shots of David Hasslehoffs back! Fuck me that guy creeps me out!
Anyway, my 6 year old liked it. I guess that's all that counts.
What else can I piss and moan about? Oh yeah, I put my back out the other day. Yep, I carried a 27" tv from my mothers car to her house. The fucking thing must weigh 100lbs. That's a lot of weight for an 84 year old man!!
Please people...tell me a funny story or something to make it feel better.
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what kind of bees make milk?
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lOOK WHAT I CAN DOOOOOOOOOO ITS A LADIEEE omg im so gay, Id better go now before I just ... I dunno. lose a friend because i am so queer ...