Sunday Jan 01, 2006

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Happy Fuckin' New Year Kids!!

My backyard hockey rink is finally ready! Yay! My son shot so many pucks at me today that I saw more rubber then a red light girl in Amsterdamer!

No offence to the lovely ladies of Amsterdamer...Rawr!

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surlymike:
I went to Amsterdam once. That was goooood...

The rink's opening suggests to me that it's fucking cold in NB, yes? Better you than me, my friend, better you than me!
elvira:
fucking wet 2006 jeahjeah biggrin

Saturday Dec 31, 2005

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I'm so sick that I shit my pants this morning.

Happy New Year!
leanan_sidhe:
Sounds like a good entrance.....

Happy New Year.
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jibaili:
Well ummm, Happy New Year..lol..

ewwwwwwwwwwww


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Tuesday Dec 27, 2005

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So tired....too much drinking and turkey....

We ran out of milk in my house today and I had to make the kids kraft dinner with egg nog.

...it wasn't bad. Very Creamy.
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ninjatoes:
not even if I made it? wink
madamuk:
Have a great new year man!!!

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Monday Dec 26, 2005

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I'm a fat bastard! I've eaten soooo much and drank recockulous amounts of booze over the past 3 days....


....fuck..arghh... poarhbaebfoifb .









rijvggggggggggg
khalista:
The four days off are going great. I hate that today is my last day of it though. frown

Wednesday Dec 21, 2005

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allura:
Hey there,
No the private bin closed down nearly 10 years ago. thank God that place was such hole.

Do you ever visit Canberra?
khalista:
Yay! Christmas Eve... The day I dare not go to a store. wink I'm so glad it is finally here though, mostly because today starts my four day holiday from work. biggrin

Sorry about your accident... I hope your back is feeling a little better now.

Wednesday Dec 21, 2005

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A Christmas Miracle happened last night!

At about 7pm, my 3 year old son farted. He farted and didn't shit his pants!

Usually this isn't a big deal, but the poor little bastard has been vomiting and shitting his pants for three days straight! Hopefully he's over this sickness.

In other miracle news, the Habs beat the Sens 4-3 in a shootout!!!

Ohhhhh can you...
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msashleypaige:
awwww, the poor little baby.

I'm glad he's feeling better.
msashleypaige:
*thinks to self... "What would Laetitia do?"...*


lol... guess that means its time to say "fuck it" and go light a cig biggrin

Saturday Dec 17, 2005

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Has anyone else got a good chuckle over some of the profile pics that people have?

I particularly love pictures of guys with no tattoo's or piercings who think that a full body topless 6 pack shot is cool. God that's gay.

I'm pierced, I have tattoo's....ohhh...ohhh....and I'm fat.
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msashleypaige:
but, you're so fucking cute! kiss
kittenh:
hahaha great rant. i find it funny when people think their body should be the first thing people should see. its prolly because they are ugly.

Friday Dec 16, 2005

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So, I have two really good mates in Australia. They tend to move around alot. For example, I lost them for almost 2 years once as they were working for the Swedish mafia building houses in and around Stockholm.

Lately I've lost them again. I called one of their dad's today and he tells me that they are now in Fiji building the new Hilton...
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Sunday Dec 11, 2005

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jibaili:
you're one sexxy man!!! look out laydeeeeez... hah

nice controlled burn there, similar thing happened in sydney a few years ago.. turned into one of the biggest bush fires they've ever had..
msashleypaige:
nope. I didn't win it lol

Friday Dec 09, 2005

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Isn't it funny that when you have to get up early for work you just dread the alarm clock going off?

I have to get up at 5:45am tomorrow morning as my oldest son has a hockey tournament, I couldn't be happier to get up that early for something like that.

I love Saturdays.

I love Saturdays where I can watch my son play 2...
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ragdoll:
You make me giggle. smile I like you.
You met Robert Plant? I saw him walking down the street once but when i opened my mouth nothing came out and he passed me by. My brain just couldn't take it. *pop*
I hope the hockey games go well. If i don't want the alarm to go off early I tend to wake up two hours before it's due to ring and I try to not clock watch and get back to sleep .. never works. x x
leola:
Fuck the ducks. biggrin

Monday Dec 05, 2005

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You know what would be a great Christmas present?

If all the original members of Faith no More got back together and made a record.

I would poop my pants.

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surlymike:
Oh, man, is this awful!
leola:
Awww, thanks. blush
I think that would be a great pressie - I'll get right on to it. wink

Saturday Dec 03, 2005

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Finally the fucking Habs won a game in regulation tonight.

Did anyone see those fucking marines get blown up on Arab television?

How many more young Americans need to die before George and his ignorant christmas tree trimmin' ass get's the fuck out of Iraq?

You know what else pisses me off? Bush fucking stirs up shit in Afganistan and then leaves it to our...
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