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great picture indeed. and yes, you don't so much look like a biker in the new pic as a really lovable dog-friendly punk.

the ridiculous thing about your flatmate's "strike" is that a woman not shaving her armpits is no more hygenically damaging than a man not shaving his pits. not brushing one's teeth is just downright gross and a bad idea for health reasons. besides, i should be on strike for having to live with a male, not the other way around. i'm not shaving and it's getting delicioously long!!!

That's one of the better pictures I've seen of you. Obviously, your eldest son has your photographer's touch! Here's hoping that your nasal excursion resulted in a latter-day gold rush.

when you say "surfy tour" do you mean actually surfing? i just wanted to make sure that wasn't another canadianism. that's one sport i don't think i could ever take up. my balance just isn't that good, and well, it kinda scares me. tiger shark almost ate me once. don't play in the ocean so much anymore. plus, i hear they grow them mean around the great barrier reef.

how can you tell me to get you off the bike in my mind? have you looked at your profile picture yet? that's not a surfer, dude.

and those are very nice eyes, indeed. a little startled looking perhaps, but if you were sober then, your body was probably wondering why you didn't have gin in your hand.

ah ha! now i see you for what you truly are: a biker misogynist with delusions of surfing grandeur! i don't wanna shave my armpits. it's a pain and it's silly. i'd stop shaving my legs, too, but that's worse than shaving them. and no, my man is not okay with the armpit hair, but let's just say i've sacrificed plenty for him in the past. gotta make up for it somehow.

seriously, a tiger shark almost ate me. you don't get over that. no surfing for me. you have fun though. take pictures. i wanna know how cool it looks to crack your head on a board way out in the ocean. you down with your kids doing that?

you should crop this and make it your new profile pic:

well, who won? and is this the same uncle that owns the world?

hi, i'm here. i'm just... i don't know. i'm busy but also i don't think about getting on the computer during my freetime as much anymore. i sit in front of one all day (of course they frown on sites like this at work) and so i guess i'd just rather study the dust particles floating through the air. i miss it, i do, but i don't have the spirit. -sigh- how dramatic. how've you been?

yum mango!!! yum tri-colored corn!!
Your do doesn't look too mullet-y, not like the guy on the left!!!
Keep on truckin'!

mmmmmm....those sandwiches sound awesome, I so wish I had fresh veggies to pick! Normally I plant tomatoes, but I got to busy this year and now it's too late. Store bought tomatoes taste like crap compared to a homegrown one!

Jalapeno peppers in frozen yogurt would sound good to me, if I didn't have such an aversion to spicy foods! I do like some odd combinations. In a movie once this kid liked peanut butter on his hamburgers and I always thought that sounded good. I need to try it with a veggie burger some time.
Oh, and I have tried and loved milk and pepsi as well.

Maybe they'll finally all kill each other and get it over with. I wish you could hear my impression of the collective United States government on this issue; it has gotten some serious laughs. Mostly it's in the voice, but: Oh, Israel. (clucking tongue) Silly Israel. Now calm down a little. No? Well. Gosh, you're so cute. Okay, just try not to hit the playgrounds. Oh, Israel. Much better in person.

Anyway, I'd say I'm back but I'm probably going just starting another month-long absence. I've missed you guys, but I just haven't had time. Free time these days is spent completely removing myself from normal life. Whaddi miss?

I love "Once Were Warriors"!!! Haven't seen it in forever though!!
Awwww, your dog is SO cute!! What's his/her name?
Also cute is that baby turkey!! I've never seen one before!

Oh, yeah, like I needed to see that!

Anyway, good sir, I currently owe you $ squat thanks to my deft prediction of a Carolina Cup. I'll be glad to bet you on a future event, though. I love my gambling ways.

oh my god! you're sort of related to Greenspan, aren't you? that kind of sucks. and it's amazing what knowing the right people will do for you in this country of equal opportunities....

well, alcoholic and obsessive though you may be, it was a superbly written post. i got tipsy on homemade (from a family-owned restaurant) sangria friday night when my best friend was in town. that was a lot of fun. came home and my fiance tried to feed me some Arbor Mist he'd mistakenly gotten for me on St. Patty's Day, and i wasn't havin' it. give me sangria or give me death!

does your son realize how famous he is? i mean... on the shirt, on sg... oh my fucking god my goddamn neighbor is SOBBING AGAIN. this is seriously hurting my brain. the boyfriend is even here now. if this ends in sex, when they're all glowing after the ruccous they make, i swear i'm going over there and asking her politely to keep her problems quietly to herself or MOVE OUT! i feel like i'm living in an asylum. at least when i practice my autoerotic asphyxiation, i put a gag in my mouth. geeze, people.


edit: did i mention your kid has the prettiest eyes?

now i don't feel so stupid i have had a toy car stuck in my hair before too!
great pic!hey is the uncle single?
HAHAHA
drunkass!