Ok. I've got 2 sons and I'm gettin old. So...my wife and I have decided that if we have more kids it's going to be by adoption.
Today was the day. The day to head off to the Dr. for a chat about getting the big 'V', snipped, fixed.
Dr. Old guy walks in with Miss McFresh out of med school. He asks me if...
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Today was the day. The day to head off to the Dr. for a chat about getting the big 'V', snipped, fixed.
Dr. Old guy walks in with Miss McFresh out of med school. He asks me if...
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ash:
awwww poor ballsacs!!! 
nightvixen:
im comming to canada in two days! woot!!!!!
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jibaili:
thats half the fun of new stuff, working em out.. enjoy washington..
ovida:
*drools over camera* After spending hours researching cameras, I think I'm now a camera groupie 
4th degree, huh? How's that work?
4th degree, huh? How's that work?
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vixen:
Whoa... that's crazy! In fact, as I was typing earlier outside on the lawn enjoying wireless Internet... I noticed a mosquito on my right hand... by my thumb. I smashing him... and I saw my own blood left in its place. I wasn't shocked but I couldn't take my eyes away from it for a minute... it was interestingly cool.
So the 6 degrees of SG huh? That's not a bad idea! I noticed you like SilverChair... good choice... I am fond of 'Ana's Song'...
So the 6 degrees of SG huh? That's not a bad idea! I noticed you like SilverChair... good choice... I am fond of 'Ana's Song'...
surlymike:
Please tell me that you agree with the electors who said that Cam Neely is, indeed, a Hall of Fame player.
Well I guess it's time for an update.
June is here and some fucking sun has come out! I'd be even happier if there wasn't one million mosquitos staring at me through my window screen right now. I fucking hate those blood sucking, west nile spreading bitches! BITCHES!!
I go to D.C. in 3 weeks. Does anyone know of any SG's down there?
With my...
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June is here and some fucking sun has come out! I'd be even happier if there wasn't one million mosquitos staring at me through my window screen right now. I fucking hate those blood sucking, west nile spreading bitches! BITCHES!!
I go to D.C. in 3 weeks. Does anyone know of any SG's down there?
With my...
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sway:
Thanks a million for commenting on my set...
So you used to reside in Oz huh, well I am situated in the lovely Blue Mountains of Sydney, which I absolutely love... thinking I may never leave this godzone...!!
So you used to reside in Oz huh, well I am situated in the lovely Blue Mountains of Sydney, which I absolutely love... thinking I may never leave this godzone...!!
z:
#5? Pretty sure I have no idea what you're talking about. But um... thanks?
This update is going to make no fucking sense whatsoever!
I'm 8 double gins deep and I'm listening to Trent Reznor. I'm lost in a memory of sitting in a bar in Australia 10 years ago watching the first version of goth girls grind to 'closer'.
Have you ever heard an old person talk about how kids grow up too fast? I had my first...
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I'm 8 double gins deep and I'm listening to Trent Reznor. I'm lost in a memory of sitting in a bar in Australia 10 years ago watching the first version of goth girls grind to 'closer'.
Have you ever heard an old person talk about how kids grow up too fast? I had my first...
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paintedbat:
wow you didn't know that?!?
Well I'm glad I could help you out.
And I dunno why I put up that picture.
Thought it might be fun
Well I'm glad I could help you out.
And I dunno why I put up that picture.
Thought it might be fun
zak:
thanks for your comment man 
i just recently threw on some alice in chains that i had for a long time, and realized how bloody awesome they are. now i can't stop listening to it.
i just recently threw on some alice in chains that i had for a long time, and realized how bloody awesome they are. now i can't stop listening to it.
I spent a wet, cold night at the camp with my friends. I'm hung over and it's still fucking freezing here.
oh yeah, and I hate my job.
SONG OF THE WEEK: 'Toes across the floor' - Blind Melon
oh yeah, and I hate my job.
SONG OF THE WEEK: 'Toes across the floor' - Blind Melon
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nightvixen:
cold,wet and hungover.......damn i think i'll pass!
FUNNY LITTLE THING HAPPENED TODAY,
i was on my lift and it felt funny,i told one of the tech something was wrong with it,but they told me i was crazy,the brakes were just changed so i had to give it time to burn the extra fluid off blah blah blah,so i am loading away at full speed when BAM!!!!!!!!!! my wheel shot off!
NO SHIT!so here i am spinning out of control in circles getting pretty damn close to an open dock door........so i bail!
now its ass kicken time,they said that they heard me screaming look who's fucking crazy now all the way at the end of the plant!
HAHAHAHA.......thought you might get a kick out of that,i hate my job too!
FUNNY LITTLE THING HAPPENED TODAY,
i was on my lift and it felt funny,i told one of the tech something was wrong with it,but they told me i was crazy,the brakes were just changed so i had to give it time to burn the extra fluid off blah blah blah,so i am loading away at full speed when BAM!!!!!!!!!! my wheel shot off!
NO SHIT!so here i am spinning out of control in circles getting pretty damn close to an open dock door........so i bail!
now its ass kicken time,they said that they heard me screaming look who's fucking crazy now all the way at the end of the plant!
HAHAHAHA.......thought you might get a kick out of that,i hate my job too!
ash:
camping rules! cant remember the last time i went out camping .. its always fun when u bring your friends and lots of party supplies
and nope, I havent seen the d50 yet, but Im sure if I did it would just irritate the fuck outta me because i know I cant afford one!
and nope, I havent seen the d50 yet, but Im sure if I did it would just irritate the fuck outta me because i know I cant afford one!
There's a girl at work that wants me to make a tape of me speaking with my Australian accent so she can go home and masturbate to it.
...is that weird?
...is that weird?
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paintedbat:
not at all
can you make a copy for me too???
can you make a copy for me too???
paintedbat:
hahaha your son is awesome!
and yeah are you gonna get a Star Wars tatoo???
All the cool kids have one!
and yeah are you gonna get a Star Wars tatoo???
All the cool kids have one!
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elvira:
hahaha...this work must be soo nice...i can really imagine the cockshit...haha
surlymike:
The QMJHL? It doesn't compare with the WHL, you know. 
Saturday. Hmmm...gotta spread a load of gravel and cut out a rotten wall in the basement.
OR, I could set up a meth lab in the basement and completely blow my house to fucking smitherines like a guy I saw on the news yesterday.
Songs of the day:
Take it away - The Used
LNF - Kasabian
BYOB - System of a down
Glass -...
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OR, I could set up a meth lab in the basement and completely blow my house to fucking smitherines like a guy I saw on the news yesterday.
Songs of the day:
Take it away - The Used
LNF - Kasabian
BYOB - System of a down
Glass -...
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jibaili:
i'd be going with the meth lab option
surlymike:
I'll tell you how I recall the Moncton Hawks: pro hockey in the 1980s and early 1990s will always likely be cemented in my mind as the good old days. I could probably tell you more about both NHL and AHL teams and players from then than I could now. You should have seen how I once studied the statistics in the Hockey News. Clearly, I was a sick man, but I still enjoy those memories.
From when you saw him play, do you suspect that S. Crosby will have a career like Lemieux, Lindros, or Alexander Daigle?
I once went to New Brunswick. I swear that it just felt like a Canadian version of Maine with a one-hour time difference. I couldn't BELIEVE how damned small Fredericton is, but Saint John seemed like a decent city.
From when you saw him play, do you suspect that S. Crosby will have a career like Lemieux, Lindros, or Alexander Daigle?
I once went to New Brunswick. I swear that it just felt like a Canadian version of Maine with a one-hour time difference. I couldn't BELIEVE how damned small Fredericton is, but Saint John seemed like a decent city.
I was at my local coffee shop early this morning and saw a group of junior high kids drinking black coffee and red bull. What the fuck is up with that? No wonder we have heaps of people on crack if fucking 12 year olds are waking up to drink that shit! Jeesus..they're probably chewing viagra on the walk to school.
...anyways, I'm going to...
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surlymike:
So just what differentiates Australian mangoes from their Mexican cousins? I must know!
Ahh, the Stones, eh? Well, maybe you can close your eyes and pretend that it's a time when they *weren't* decrepit money-grubbers. But, hey, I'm going to see McCartney in November so who am I to judge?
Glad to hear that Canada won at the Worlds today. And they're negotiating a new CBA back here. I'm not going to hold my breath in anticipation of a new agreement.
Ahh, the Stones, eh? Well, maybe you can close your eyes and pretend that it's a time when they *weren't* decrepit money-grubbers. But, hey, I'm going to see McCartney in November so who am I to judge?
Glad to hear that Canada won at the Worlds today. And they're negotiating a new CBA back here. I'm not going to hold my breath in anticipation of a new agreement.
My wife is watching American Idol. Fack!
The girl on there was just singing the Dixie Chicks song 'Sin Wagon' and all I heard was 'Gin Wagon'
...guess what I'm drinkin now?
Cheers suckas!!!
The girl on there was just singing the Dixie Chicks song 'Sin Wagon' and all I heard was 'Gin Wagon'
...guess what I'm drinkin now?
Cheers suckas!!!
paintedbat:
I have never watched that show
nightvixen:
geez i hate that show,no wonder you were drunk!
is everything all dry now?
is everything all dry now?
Yeeehaaawwww! I got my water hooked back up and Emergency services has given us the green light to move back into our house!! No more hotel livin' for me!!
I'm hungry...um...oh well, gin will do.
I'm hungry...um...oh well, gin will do.
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surlymike:
I'd think that the tonic would be a vital part of any appreciation I would have for gin. I can't believe that I first tried that stuff over half my life ago. Where the hell is the time going?
Alas, I don't know what station (if any) is showing the Worlds down here in the US. Once you go south of the border, the appreciation for vulcanized pucks and Zambonis drops precipitously. I remember being in Montreal for a Saturday night Habs game and the following coverage in the newspaper on Sunday morning was close to what American papers will do for the local football team's game. I love Canada.
Alas, I don't know what station (if any) is showing the Worlds down here in the US. Once you go south of the border, the appreciation for vulcanized pucks and Zambonis drops precipitously. I remember being in Montreal for a Saturday night Habs game and the following coverage in the newspaper on Sunday morning was close to what American papers will do for the local football team's game. I love Canada.
paintedbat:
hey that is really awesome with Star Wars stuff.
I guess when I have kids all the Star Wars stuff will be done
and then they can figure out how old I am cause of the movies
it will be like "You were alive when Stars Wars number One came out?!?!"
I guess when I have kids all the Star Wars stuff will be done
and then they can figure out how old I am cause of the movies
it will be like "You were alive when Stars Wars number One came out?!?!"