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Octothorpes & ampersands...

...and fucking XXXclamation points.

I've not written since October. Negligence, thy name is m0nkeychrist. Or vice versa. I hate when I think I know how things go, then I write them and they look weird.

I've not much to say. My seasonal affective disorder (awwww, SAD) was in full gear, then got boring, then went away, then came back, and now sort of hovers right outside the window. We've feet of snow. It's ridiculous. I've almost died like eight times cause of idiots and their inability to drive on ice. Idiots. Inabilities. Octothorpes. Ampersands.

The guy who lives up stairs fucking rented that fucking Adam fucking Sandler fucking football movie (if you ever wonder who sees shit like that, well, there you go) and is, apparently, listening to it from somewhere out of state. Fucking Adam Fucking Sandler is in my skull, reverberating obnoxiously, and it's not by choice; this is not love, this thing Adam Sandler is doing to my skull. I'm full of Adam Sandler hate.

Celebrities Who Should Never Have a Designer Fragrance:

John Goodman

Courtney Love

Cheech Marin

Fucking Dick Fucking Cheney. Cause you know that shit would smell like money and barbecue sauce. I bet that motherfucker is somewhere right now snorting rib juice through a...
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m0nkeychrist:
Please, that snowman is so far from evil, he needs a fucking passport to get to, um, evil. The Country. Regardless, that there's a snow-friend from another time. That snow-individual is long gone. But are they ever, really? They're just way less happy. And more, like, filled with cigarette butts and used condoms...
pinkfuckermeow:
kiss
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The one and only reason this is OK is that I'll, in all likelihood, never really meet anyone associated w/ suicidegirls.

This is a confessional, sans priest, sans bible.

I've not kissed anyone for over a year. This makes me feel dead. This makes me feel undead. This makes me fucked up. This makes me, sometimes, cry.

I've lost touch with my...
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armadillofuzz:
hang in there man. that's the one thing i didn't like about living up north, is it's really hard to connect with some people. especially when yr into more ecclectic things. hell, even traverse city doesn't even have a real bohemian culture really. a lot of them are just a bunch of posers.
karina:
wink smile wink
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I want to blame someone right now. For fucking everything.

For the dreams I had last night. Satan and ex-girlfriends and, somehow, Emmanuel Lewis (I'm a little fuzzy on that part, which I think is for the best). Thanks, brain. Thanks for being an asshole.

For the asswipe in the Cadillac Escalade who came within inches of t-boning my ass (that sounds kind of...
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bella_donna:
ah thank you readding that rant even made me feel better smile. lol beautiful

anouther northern michigander who has a distaste for our adminstartion!! I say Hello biggrin biggrin
m0nkeychrist:
I Bella_donna, number one like your name and number two say hello back.
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You ever get one of those bumps on your tongue that hurts way way WAY more than a tiny bump should? And you can't stop fucking with it cause of how much it hurts?

That's like my whole life. That's what gets me off.
armadillofuzz:
i get those from eating too much whale blubber.
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So I've been going to a gym, right? And don't laugh. Although I would. Ha ha, jock. Anyway, I'm going to a gym (because it's good for me psychologically, I think) and I like this gym because number one it's tiny and kind of lame and number two it's not full of fucking screaming gorilla-men completely jacked on steroids...
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The picture I posted--it looks as though I have leprosy. I don't, I don't think. I mean, I'm no doctor, but it seem like you'd notice...
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armadillofuzz:
welcome to the site.
m0nkeychrist:
Thanks!!!
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I'm new. I'm a new person. This, I've never done. Maybe all y'all are too cool for me. This, I don't know. Anyway, today = six plus hours of inhaling spray fixative in a not-well-ventilated-enough room while "creating" direct mailers for my employer. Then seeing my shrinkologist. Then eating pad thai. Then drinking red wine while watching "The Cat People" (1942...
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