lysie

Does masturbation realy make you go blnid...
is it just a co-incidence that my last blog was about me not being able to keep my hands out of my pants... and then this morning...
i woke up, my eye was stuck down.. i peeled it open... fell asleep. woke up.. peeled my eye open.. this happend continuously until i decided to get up..
then i was completely blind in my right eye...

I decided i should probably go to the doctors. my biggest fear.

So the night before.. i had something in my eye, like jelly, it happens all the time and so i get rid of it by rubbing it, flushing it with water and sticking ear bud cleaner things and boob pins into my eyeball..
i probably shouldnt do that..

anyway... a week ago, i got real drunk and opened up the car door real hard and fast and the corner of the door smashed into my eye. there was blood everywhere and i had a black eye for a few days. totaly bad ass i know...

the doctor said i damaged some nerve tissue or something, and i should be able to see again soon.. but i also have conjunctivits and some other eye virus.

i have a patch on my eye
and i look like a dirty pirate hooker..