Wednesday Aug 25, 2010

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static_life:

very cool. wish you all the luck in the world

aaronsrod:

Merry Christmas* AND Happy New Year I hope you have a great christmas !
cheers Philbiggrin

Wednesday Jan 13, 2010

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jimbil:

nice

haptics:

Happy birthday

Monday Oct 12, 2009

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how could i be so fuking dumb..
i asked him his name
he gave me a fake one and said 'maybe one day we will share the same surname'

i told him the baby photos hanging on the wall were cute
he said 'yeh i was a cute baby wasnt i'

i stalked his myspace
he has a lovely collection of photographs and family portraits...
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crimsonpetals:

It's really easy to fall for people on the internet..people can be whoever they want to be.

xox

aaronsrod:

*sigh* how come I never get cyber stalked by pretty blond girls

Wednesday Sep 09, 2009

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cleverthings:

That's cool! smile

zombienik_o:

ooh Congrats on opening your store! i live kinda close and will come say hi soon smile

Wednesday Aug 26, 2009

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sailorcandy:

that cake is amazing!!!

jiffy87:

very cute cake.... i wish my sisters did shit like that for me.....

the guy drinks tooheys........ not worth it..... and isnt it funny that sex is always bad after you realise what an arsehole they were......

Sunday Aug 09, 2009

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i went on a date with a girl called michelle the other night..

she added me off a lesbians dating site that i got kicked off for promoting my business too much... (hey a girls gotta make a buck somehow)

anyway... she introduced me like this...
'hey, this is my 'hot friend Lysie,' i brought her to make Marnie (her ex gf) jealous...'

thanks bitch...
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ptcharger377:

hope ya doing well. Lol sounds like you needed to slap a bitch tongue haha

aaronsrod:

I love your work and would like the video biggrin

Wednesday Aug 05, 2009

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i woke up with a pimple on my face

what the fuk..

am i going through puberty again?

oh well... maybe my boobs will arrive tomoro...

better late than never..
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crimsonpetals:

hahahah you crack me up!

venillarose:

I still get the odd pimple and it really fucks me off.

Saturday Jul 25, 2009

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I got myself a MILF last night...

first i went to an engagement party... bar tab.
i got drunk after 1 1/2 beers...
i was the only drunk person there. as usual.

Then i went to the valley to the beat gay club. I never get girls when i go out, which is sad. but everyone assumes im full straight because im very girly...
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_ghost:

wow cool, a clothing store! do you make the clothes?
sounds exciting.
yep im still studying for the next 2 years, its awesome, i love it so much!

your story is hilarious!

teeman:

Gotta watch out for those French women surreal I've only met probably... 1 nice one in my life. She was a primary school teacher who had English as her fourth language. We sat around and talked about the difference in cottages from country to country, for a good half hour.

Wish more French people were like that.

Hellova night you had, there.

Wednesday Jul 22, 2009

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Does masturbation realy make you go blnid...
is it just a co-incidence that my last blog was about me not being able to keep my hands out of my pants... and then this morning...
i woke up, my eye was stuck down.. i peeled it open... fell asleep. woke up.. peeled my eye open.. this happend continuously until i decided to get up..
then i...
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velvetfaerie:

YARRRrrrr
everyone knows an orgasm is a great pain killer... assuming you are in pain or discomfort...
AHH fuck... do it anyway wink
hope your eyeball gets better soon

scotty:

I'm feeling great now thanks biggrin

Monday Jul 13, 2009

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crimsonpetals:

Wow that pic is awesome.....I've been wanting a massive massive orgy for a while now....*drool* tongue

scotty:

Pretty lady love

*Offers herself for girls sex*

Tuesday Jun 30, 2009

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i havent been on here in a long time.
ive been a little sad.

But now i am back.
Ive started my own clothing company for guys and girls. right now its an online and party plan company. although i am looking at leasing a shop very soon.

my online store is
www.sideshowaly.com

p.s.
i want a japanese girlfriend.
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haptics:

Sorry love, the glasses are my mates. kiss

Mailer Daemon

lacquoix:

Oh, I want a japanese girlfriend too! Someone exotic!