Im excited about this weekend.
Im going to see my friends that live at Caboolture.
For those of you who arent familiar with Brisbane..
Caboolture is one of the towns that people pay out on and say alot of bogans live there.
But i love it. And everyone thinks im crazy.
Everybody is so nice to me there. My friends say its because i dont live there so i am like fresh meat to all the cowboys.
When i hang out with these girls i get so ridiculously drunk.
Last time i was with them, we went to the pub and i spent the whole night dancing with this guy, he has down syndrome, he taught me how to do all these wicked dance moves. Then all these men were challenging me to arm wrestles.until one of them said you know we are only arm wrestling with you so we can look down your top, i like that your not wearing a bra sweet pick up line.
i woke up the next morning, went to the toilet to pee, but i needed to throw up and couldnt open my legs quick enough.
Im pretty sure i was still drunk. My friend yelled out are you ok? and i was crying and yelling out no i just fuking vomited all over my vagina
Thats what people in Caboolture yell when they see me. Good times.
Then i was walking around the house trying to find other things to vomit in, including the dishwasher and dog bowl.
Im a classy lady..
p.s. anyone i owe replies or comments to.. im getting around to it. its too fuking hot in this room at the moment.
xx
Im going to see my friends that live at Caboolture.
For those of you who arent familiar with Brisbane..
Caboolture is one of the towns that people pay out on and say alot of bogans live there.
But i love it. And everyone thinks im crazy.
Everybody is so nice to me there. My friends say its because i dont live there so i am like fresh meat to all the cowboys.
When i hang out with these girls i get so ridiculously drunk.
Last time i was with them, we went to the pub and i spent the whole night dancing with this guy, he has down syndrome, he taught me how to do all these wicked dance moves. Then all these men were challenging me to arm wrestles.until one of them said you know we are only arm wrestling with you so we can look down your top, i like that your not wearing a bra sweet pick up line.
i woke up the next morning, went to the toilet to pee, but i needed to throw up and couldnt open my legs quick enough.
Im pretty sure i was still drunk. My friend yelled out are you ok? and i was crying and yelling out no i just fuking vomited all over my vagina
Thats what people in Caboolture yell when they see me. Good times.
Then i was walking around the house trying to find other things to vomit in, including the dishwasher and dog bowl.
Im a classy lady..
p.s. anyone i owe replies or comments to.. im getting around to it. its too fuking hot in this room at the moment.
xx
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I'm hungry. I just got home from work and I didn't eat dinner beforehand. Maybe I'll just go to sleep and eat tomorrow. I need to find some way of exercising if I'm not playing sport because I need to do something about this gut I've been growing.
You'd probably feel at home here.. we have a pretty good cross-section of football players-cowboys-soldiers that make up the bogan community. Them and I don't get along too well..
As for this place.. we have probably 150,000 people. It's starting to become more of a metropolis. There are countless big apartment buildings going up in the city. Though they aren't all that tall in comparison to Brisbane and co. This is a view of the city from my old apartment that I was evicted from because of one of my housemates and an asshole I used to call a friend:
Eggs benedict is basically toast, ham, poached eggs (since you don't really know eggs, poached eggs are made by cracking the egg in to boiling water and basically cooking it like a hard-boiled egg but without the shell.. it's pretty complicated to do and gets quite messy) and hollandaise sauce. I don't know where along the line I decided that there was meant to be cheese on it.. maybe I looked it up.. But when I make it I melt jarlsberg cheese on top. Because it's the best cheese ever.
I think you should try eggs.
Deathcab.. Like what I know, don't know very much. Introduce me, please.
Hope your weekend is good and that you don't get any foreign objects or substances in your vagina.
thanks for getting back to me by the way. i got there and it turns out i'd miscarried. i didnt feel like i knew i should and that something wasnt right. looks like we should both trust our instincts huh.
hope you're having a rad weekend!