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Sunday Oct 05, 2008

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i have a sore hand...

i was trying to save my sister from her dickhead boyfriend yesterday... she rang me crying, asking if i would help her move her shit so she could leave him. so i rocked up with 2 of my most toughest, tattooed guy mates..

and her bf is all like... what are you 2 tough cunts doing at my door step...

and i said... theres 3 tough cunts here actualy..

and the boys were trying not to laugh because im not all that tough.. to tell you the truth..

and then he said 'get off my driveway mate'

and pretty much all i remember is yelling in his face 'dont call me mate,!! im not ya fukin mate!!!!'

and then i punched him in the guts...

and truth be told.. it was the first time i ever punched anyone in my life and i dont think i did it properly...

because i think i may have broken my hand...

anyway...
u know the pole thing that is used to keep doors open.. at the top.. he took that off and went to hit me with it.

but the guys pulled me away from him because i was still raving and ranting!

and i was pissed off because i was the only one willing to put up a fight.. and everyone else pussied out...

and my sister told me to piss off because i was making the situation worse.. and she decided she wanted to stay with him. so she wasted my fuking time!!!

and then he followed me out to the car yelling.. get off my driveway. and then he spat on my windscreen..

tonight im going back to do burn outs on his driveway..
in my get away beast..


sukerrrrr... ooo aaa
_ghost:
my tags are hilarious arent they? i had to leave them there. it made me a whole lot more confident about 'down there' thats for sure. id still prefer something a little err... smaller.
hope to see you around soon!!!???
Oct 9, 2008

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