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"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

--- William Shakespeare

β€œSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
― Joseph Heller

"Some men are born scum. Er, that's it. All of them."

--- Lucy Amy Berry

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I shall not mention here the names of my asymmetrically boobed SG friends, but sisters, I have joined you.

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But they called me as I pulled in to the parking lot, 3 minutes before my appointment, to say they'd sold their Tellurides, so I'd have to make another appointment. Didn't call yesterday, or before. No. Maybe, just maybe, because I'm a woman so it didn't matter. Maybe. Sorry about the crap camera.

lucyamy:
Sorry, the only time I studied fashion was in Slut School.