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What I learned today, or Lament of the Fallen Tunafish
by Lucy Brutal

If your roommates have two cats, and you are in the kitchen making tunafish sandwiches, said cats will come out of wherever they were hiding from you before you opened the can and run to your side, pretending to be your friend.

This, I learned today, is a dirty, dirty cat trick, diabolically designed to rob unsuspecting humans of their sweet, sweet tuna.

This entry brought to you by a hungry Lucy, two scheming Sylvesters, and half of a tunafish sammich.

Damned cats.

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