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lucy

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Sunday Jul 09, 2006

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Does anyone know a good way to rescue a bird from a fireplace? There's one caught in my fireplace, and I don't have any gloves. I don't know if it's hurt, but from the sounds of it, it's pretty hoppin' mad.
I don't have any gloves or any fabric I can wrap around my hand, and I don't want to get scratched or bit in the kerfuffle. I feel so bad for the poor birdie, but I don't want to just open up the fireplace and let it fly around my house. Alternately, if anyone of my friends here in Toronto wants to come over and get it out for me, I would be forever grateful.

Also, my hot hussy Martini's set just went up.
I think she's just the most beautiful little thing ever. I'll bet you do, too. Go tell her so.


Also, I like cartoon porn.
WARNING:Explicit content.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Show me your favorite animated porn image.

xoxo
love lucy

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noxdice:
futuramaporn.
the best known to man. I wonder what her tattoo had to say about all that.
Jul 15, 2006
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