Well, the cat came back.
And by cat, of course, I mean horrible pinkeye of doom.
I had to skip out on karaoke.
Also, I stole this quiz from Blythe.
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same... Read More
Thanks! I think you're next. Sorry about the pink eye- doesn't that result from a transfusion of worcestershire sauce? sorry...obscure south Park reference.
And think not of chronic masturbation as a vice. Rather, think of it as a good cardiovascular regiment. Beats the fuck out of jogging!!!
Go look at Oryx's new set and tell her how happy we all are to see this girl naked, as I have done.
This mkes me very happy.
That body!
That brain!
Those eyes!
Also, we got the place.
Also also, I have pinkeye and this makes me sad.
Also also also, my hair will be the same bright red as in my first... Read More
So....
FreakPirate and I are moving out of the house we share with four other people. I've inherited a kitty, we'd like more privacy, and as some of you know, I HATE my roommate Heather. I'm not going to go into all the reasons why because my blood boils to think about it, but I cannot stand the sneery twat.
It's twenty after eight in the morning, and I really do not want to go into work today. I want to sit at home wrapped up comfortably in blankets and play Playboy: The Mansion some more and sip vanilla tea.
I lost my lip ring yesterday. I bought a new one, only to lose the ball for it sometime in my sleep. I've checked everywhere...it's... Read More
It's twenty after eight in the morning, and I really do not want to go into work today. I want to sit at home wrapped up comfortably in blankets and play Playboy: The Mansion some more and sip vanilla tea.
I lost my lip ring yesterday. I bought a new one, only to lose the ball for it sometime in my sleep. I've checked everywhere...it's... Read More
It's twenty after eight in the morning, and I really do not want to go into work today. I want to sit at home wrapped up comfortably in blankets and play Playboy: The Mansion some more and sip vanilla tea.
I lost my lip ring yesterday. I bought a new one, only to lose the ball for it sometime in my sleep. I've checked everywhere...it's... Read More