lucifershalo

Yet again I'm asking... anybody out there looking for a job? All I need is for you to be able to pass a mild background check and pee in a cup (...what you go smoke/snort/pop/etc. right after peeing in that cup is your own business.)

So... had a few people in my house today when I got home... hey, here's a hint about life: if my girlfriend made your girlfriend cum harder than you can, don't hate on me for it. Don't come in to my fucking house, drink my fucking beer, and show nothing but disrespect to me and mine. You will live a much happier life if you...
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Ok, here's what's up... I need a driver. I need to hire a delivery driver like ASAP. Need a job? Willing to show up to work on time? Got a clean driving record? Let me know like NOW!!!

Work sucks. No time for porn.

vodka is good for the soul. at least the soul that wants to remain employed. i keep a bottle of gray goose in my desk: therefore i don't shoot random people and get to say employed. aahhh, the wonderfully fearfull symmetries that make up modern life.

Playin' like a batchlor tonite. ataraxis1 is going out with a friend of ours. If anybody wants to chill, I'll be sitting at the bar at Ruby Tuesday in Trussville.

Just had a 3 hour / 8 beer lunch at Devinci's. Really... anybody in the B'ham area... if you like itilain food... DeVinci's is the fucking shit. No, I don't mean: "Mmmm, that was pretty good..." I really mean: "Holy shit! Why have I never been here before?" kinda good. If you wanna know what to order, drop me a line and I'll be glad...
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For thems that don't know, my girlfriend is yummy!

So... here I am, the SG noobie. Well, not really a noobie, I've been looking over my gf's shoulder at the site for a while and because of that I've already met a few people from here. But ataraxis1 wanted me to have my own account so she gave me one for V Day. Ain't love and internet porn grand?

Hi SuicideGirls Community... I'm hung like a moose.