Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

ltrain

Hell.

Member Since 2003

Followers 112 Following 96

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Thursday Apr 01, 2004

Apr 1, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Hear ye, hear ye...
My profile ass belongs to... Rae.

**************************************************************************
My day at work:

I enter work enthusiastically ON TIME, bright-eyed and bushy tailed, banging the counter so my co-workers hidden by the cubicles knew of my arrival. I get asked, "Why are you in such a good mood?" I reply, "I like you, therefore I will be nice... APRIL FOOLS!" *chuckle chuckle* I was handed a sticker that read: HOLY CRAP, You're gonna try to cheer me up, Aren't ya? .... blah blah. puke

The vice president of the company is trying to hook me up with some guy with the last name, GERBER. *gag* fUCK nO.

A co-worker and I, planned a few jokes on my boss today:
1) The removal of all our belongs from our desktops and calling in to say we quit. That failed.
2) The removal of the white stuff in the middle of an Oreo cookie and filling it with Crisco. That failed too.
3) The prank calling to her work phone saying in a very perverted deep voice, "Have you seen my penis?" After the proceeding of a telephone ring and profressionalism of her saying hello... all I hear from behind the cubicle was, "Huh?" *CLICK* She is in her early 50's. Poor lady. I denied everything, of course. It was in fact, NOT me, BUT, the lady that works as our switch board operator.

************************************************************************************************
Let me phrase:
She DOES NOT know this yet, but...
We're getting married.


Three Cheers for that.


I piss from excitement.


************************************************************************************************

Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (video)
love

************************************************************************************************

April Fools, Fuckers! puke
VIEW 25 of 45 COMMENTS
jade:
I miss you too, and I had the best time in LA, so I got nothing to forgive you, silly rabbit. tongue Yeah, yeah, I know you hate me still.

Guess what? I'm going to the National Women's Hall of Fame with my acting class!!! I thought of you and Geraldine immediately when my instructor suggested it. biggrin
Apr 7, 2004
dollboner:
lovely photos! sarcasm can be a curse...a funny one which i am also blessed...no erm..cursed with.. ah fuck, it's all good
Apr 7, 2004

More Blogs

  • 07.31.09
    4

    Friday Jul 31, 2009

    Read More
  • 06.22.09
    13

    Monday Jun 22, 2009

    === I'm back for a minute so don't crap yourselves. My account wa…
  • 09.08.06
    9

    Friday Sep 08, 2006

    I am a fearless leader. I will reign for hopefully a month. If you …
  • 08.31.06
    12

    Thursday Aug 31, 2006

    I'm going through the "what-does-it-all-mean" things. I see shopping…
  • 05.25.06
    25

    Thursday May 25, 2006

    Chop off my head.
  • 03.03.06
    27

    Friday Mar 03, 2006

    I love parking my Jeep in "COMPACT" parking spaces. Reason 1: It …
  • 02.15.06
    28

    Wednesday Feb 15, 2006

    Read More
  • 01.31.06
    7

    Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

    Who remembers the band Embrace? If you don't know this song, go back…
  • 01.18.06
    24

    Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

    Update!
  • 10.28.05
    14

    Saturday Oct 29, 2005

    I hate people. wait... I hate STUPID people.

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
22
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,117,997 followers
  • 14,929,171 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,414,014 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo