Hear ye, hear ye...
My profile ass belongs to... Rae.
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My day at work:
I enter work enthusiastically ON TIME, bright-eyed and bushy tailed, banging the counter so my co-workers hidden by the cubicles knew of my arrival. I get asked, "Why are you in such a good mood?" I reply, "I like you, therefore I will be nice... APRIL FOOLS!" *chuckle chuckle* I was handed a sticker that read: HOLY CRAP, You're gonna try to cheer me up, Aren't ya? .... blah blah.
The vice president of the company is trying to hook me up with some guy with the last name, GERBER. *gag* fUCK nO.
A co-worker and I, planned a few jokes on my boss today:
1) The removal of all our belongs from our desktops and calling in to say we quit. That failed.
2) The removal of the white stuff in the middle of an Oreo cookie and filling it with Crisco. That failed too.
3) The prank calling to her work phone saying in a very perverted deep voice, "Have you seen my penis?" After the proceeding of a telephone ring and profressionalism of her saying hello... all I hear from behind the cubicle was, "Huh?" *CLICK* She is in her early 50's. Poor lady. I denied everything, of course. It was in fact, NOT me, BUT, the lady that works as our switch board operator.
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Let me phrase:
She DOES NOT know this yet, but...
We're getting married.
Three Cheers for that.
I piss from excitement.
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Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (video)
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April Fools, Fuckers!
My profile ass belongs to... Rae.
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My day at work:
I enter work enthusiastically ON TIME, bright-eyed and bushy tailed, banging the counter so my co-workers hidden by the cubicles knew of my arrival. I get asked, "Why are you in such a good mood?" I reply, "I like you, therefore I will be nice... APRIL FOOLS!" *chuckle chuckle* I was handed a sticker that read: HOLY CRAP, You're gonna try to cheer me up, Aren't ya? .... blah blah.
The vice president of the company is trying to hook me up with some guy with the last name, GERBER. *gag* fUCK nO.
A co-worker and I, planned a few jokes on my boss today:
1) The removal of all our belongs from our desktops and calling in to say we quit. That failed.
2) The removal of the white stuff in the middle of an Oreo cookie and filling it with Crisco. That failed too.
3) The prank calling to her work phone saying in a very perverted deep voice, "Have you seen my penis?" After the proceeding of a telephone ring and profressionalism of her saying hello... all I hear from behind the cubicle was, "Huh?" *CLICK* She is in her early 50's. Poor lady. I denied everything, of course. It was in fact, NOT me, BUT, the lady that works as our switch board operator.
************************************************************************************************
Let me phrase:
She DOES NOT know this yet, but...
We're getting married.
Three Cheers for that.
I piss from excitement.
************************************************************************************************
Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (video)
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April Fools, Fuckers!
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Guess what? I'm going to the National Women's Hall of Fame with my acting class!!! I thought of you and Geraldine immediately when my instructor suggested it.