losttoapathy

dear agnes bruckner,
i am writing to profess my undying love for you.
does that seem extreme?
I realize we've never met in person, or spoken through some bastardized medium.
i.e. telephone, mail, email, text, etc.
however the fact that my feelings are ridiculous does not make them any less real.
How will you respond?
One can only guess.
I hope you see my varied capitalization as whimsical.

eagerly awaiting a reply
noah