lostjohny

well, the beach was great. the girl was terrified of the ocean at first, and then played in it most of the time we were there. we went to cresent cove in laguna beach. the swell was pretty high, but fun. we met another little girl, her hot mom, and three of her mom's hot friends...so i enjoyed myself. also saw fake boobs on a...
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well, been out here 2 days...and i'm exausted. got in fri night, went to a b-day party on sat, went drinking w/ the old crew sat night, went to the grandmother's on sun, went out for a drive and got some cd's sun night.....i'm fuckin' tired man!
rebought the cramps/flamejob, liz phair/guyville, and social d. for25 bucks....gotta love the bargin bin at tower. damn, i...
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well, i broke down and got a new cellphone last night. i ordered it online using a HUGE discount from work ( sometimes you gotta love corperate amarica). i got the v phone. the one w/ the flip up key board for drunken text mesaging....for those of you that do that kind of thing....and you know who you are. the regular price of the thing...
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i have a pitbull with a suit on retainer

i hired an attorney, and this guy is evil...in a good way. i started explaining the situation, and before i could finish a sentence he starts babling in latin to his aid that was taking notes. he typed a couple of paragraphs, turned and told me that he was filing for temp / perminate custody for...
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i'm gonna' fight. i've made up my mind that i have no idea what my wife is capable of. she moves in and starts dating the best man from our wedding 2 weeks after she leaves? and i'm to believe she won't pursue child support and will let her come down here?!? i think not. i'm going to a lawer tommarrow to file child abandonment...
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i had an intersting thought i think i might try. i was thinking of starting a group and call it "SGdisasters", or "SGevacuations" or somthing. basically a site for people to post for someplace to go, or somplace people can come and stay in case of a natural disaster ( since the u.s. gov. did such an outstanding job durring katrina). and possibly a listing...
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well, the soon to be "ex" is comming down this weekend to check up on things. she asked if her car was ready or not and i said i'd have to check. one of our friends is working on it, and, if you're not from the south, let's just say southern people take their time. she was short when she asked, and i know it's...
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got back from playing cards up in augusta. aparently it was a "guys night out" (in?) and the two girls that were there locked themselves in one of the bedrooms. i don't thing strap-ons were involved, but then again they may have had ball gags. of couse, this is all speculation. played a few hands, had a few beers, all in all not a bad...
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well...stuck at home again on a friday night. does anyone else remember a time when you went out friday and didn't come back till sunday at around 2? oh well, there isn't much to do except go to redneck bars with old worn out...um...people, or go to one of the few "punk" clubs where they just look at you funny if you say the words"dead...
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i introduced my daughter to buble bath tonight. i think "girl+bubblebath=fun for her", oh i was almost right, it was fun for mr. i said "bath" and she takes off twords the bathroom giggling. she plays with the water as it fills. then the laughter begins. i add the bubblebath, and she watches bubbles form. she then moves away from the tub. i scoop a...
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