lostjohny

i have a pitbull with a suit on retainer

i hired an attorney, and this guy is evil...in a good way. i started explaining the situation, and before i could finish a sentence he starts babling in latin to his aid that was taking notes. he typed a couple of paragraphs, turned and told me that he was filing for temp / perminate custody for...
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i'm gonna' fight. i've made up my mind that i have no idea what my wife is capable of. she moves in and starts dating the best man from our wedding 2 weeks after she leaves? and i'm to believe she won't pursue child support and will let her come down here?!? i think not. i'm going to a lawer tommarrow to file child abandonment...
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i had an intersting thought i think i might try. i was thinking of starting a group and call it "SGdisasters", or "SGevacuations" or somthing. basically a site for people to post for someplace to go, or somplace people can come and stay in case of a natural disaster ( since the u.s. gov. did such an outstanding job durring katrina). and possibly a listing...
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well, the soon to be "ex" is comming down this weekend to check up on things. she asked if her car was ready or not and i said i'd have to check. one of our friends is working on it, and, if you're not from the south, let's just say southern people take their time. she was short when she asked, and i know it's...
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got back from playing cards up in augusta. aparently it was a "guys night out" (in?) and the two girls that were there locked themselves in one of the bedrooms. i don't thing strap-ons were involved, but then again they may have had ball gags. of couse, this is all speculation. played a few hands, had a few beers, all in all not a bad...
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well...stuck at home again on a friday night. does anyone else remember a time when you went out friday and didn't come back till sunday at around 2? oh well, there isn't much to do except go to redneck bars with old worn out...um...people, or go to one of the few "punk" clubs where they just look at you funny if you say the words"dead...
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i introduced my daughter to buble bath tonight. i think "girl+bubblebath=fun for her", oh i was almost right, it was fun for mr. i said "bath" and she takes off twords the bathroom giggling. she plays with the water as it fills. then the laughter begins. i add the bubblebath, and she watches bubbles form. she then moves away from the tub. i scoop a...
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i got accepted to sgsavanah, weee! now maybe i can meet someone who doesn't think cow tipping is a fun way to spend a saturday night. i've almost got a friend of mine convinced to trade me his harley, tee hee! hopin' he says yes. i'd have to have it shipped here from cali though...hmm. my boss is still an idiot, no change there. but...
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i've had it. i'm looking for a new job. my plant manager asked me to push back my hours this week, so i did. and today at 2:30, the whole plant was empty. i was supposed to be there untill 5. normally i would not care, but i was operating a 50,000 psi waterjet cutter, and i HAVE to have someone there to make sure...
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just got back from my "drinking " night. i ended up being the designated driver since the guy that took me went through about 6 crown & cokes in about 45 minuates. the tab was like $160 bucks. oh well, maybe next time.

decided to change my pic to a girl that will always love me and tell me the truth...well most of the time.