what a fucking strange and weird dream I just woke up from. I was supposedly in my old apartment when I first moved to NJ, and I say supposedly because in the beginning of the dream, it was, but then it changed somwhat, and this black chick with frizzly hair (you know the look they give to black chicks so that they are made to...
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Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck them too. Everyone, lets fuck each other and ourselves, we'll have a swell time. Mike, you right dude, I do need a woman. I have given up on this whole idea that I don't need a woman. I can accept it now though, cause I'm not desperate and I can choose who I want and blah blah blah. I'm currently...
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What a weird day. I have this co-worker who I'm usually sarcastic with but its always understood that its in good taste and harmless. Well, not today. I made this comment, and I got the finger. Its all straightened out now, but it kinda opened a new can of worms towards another co-worker. I have to get along with everyone due to the nature of...
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Zito ton Ellinismo!!! Hi peeps. Getting ready to go on another shopping spree. I had to go and do some laundry and I saw this really cute black/puerto rican chick. I've never dated anyone other than white chicks, but I would love to change that!
xmilitaryxmikex:
A good friend of mine and I had lifetime goal to hook up with a chick of every ethnicity. This came in response to identifying the all-time common guy fantasies. Anyway, we try to go by US Census Bureau standards on race/ethnicity. I've kind of given up on it, but I'm really attracted to East Indian women for some reason. That's why India is on my favorite Suicide Girls list.
I wish just for fifteen minutes, I could be in the Howard Stern studios.
tictactoogirl:
*yay* for naked prostitutes and midgets! 
I had one journal entry in which I wished no one had commented on, but it would be very hypocritical to say such a thing as "don't comment in my journal". In fact, when someone says something in my journal, I take it as a criticism, both good and bad, which helps me figure myself out and helps me cut out my bad habits. So,...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
To be all honest, who gives a shit about getting some pussy? You'd be doing yourself a disservice to measure your manhood by the amount of sexual encounters you have.
So, Keemy, basically all I would say is stop whining, do what you have to do take care of yourself, and worry about people (and pussy) later. Chicks come and go and they'll stick around as long as you make yourself, and especially them, happy. Just completely be comfortable with yourself and the chicks will get up on your jock eventually because of it.
So, Keemy, basically all I would say is stop whining, do what you have to do take care of yourself, and worry about people (and pussy) later. Chicks come and go and they'll stick around as long as you make yourself, and especially them, happy. Just completely be comfortable with yourself and the chicks will get up on your jock eventually because of it.
luckystar:
completely off topic and in case you dont already know about the recent grammy nominations:
Best Metal Performance
(For solo, duo, group or collaborative performances, with vocals. Singles or Tracks only.)
Nymphetamine
Cradle Of Filth
Track from: Nymphetamine
[Roadrunner Records]
Live For This
Hatebreed
Track from: The Rise Of Brutality
[Universal Records]
The End Of Heartache
Killswitch Engage
Track from: The End Of Heartache
[Roadrunner Records]
Whiplash
Motrhead
[Big Deal Records]
Vermilion
Slipknot
Track from: Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
[Roadrunner Records]
Best Metal Performance
(For solo, duo, group or collaborative performances, with vocals. Singles or Tracks only.)
Nymphetamine
Cradle Of Filth
Track from: Nymphetamine
[Roadrunner Records]
Live For This
Hatebreed
Track from: The Rise Of Brutality
[Universal Records]
The End Of Heartache
Killswitch Engage
Track from: The End Of Heartache
[Roadrunner Records]
Whiplash
Motrhead
[Big Deal Records]
Vermilion
Slipknot
Track from: Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
[Roadrunner Records]
I would love to go and work in Greece, but I'm being told that there's high unemployment. I went and sold some dvd's that I never watch and got 43 bucks! woohoo! However, it happened after I handwashed a bunch of clothes because I couldn't afford to go to the laundromat. So I just figured I should wait till payday anyway to go and wash...
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luckystar:
cus men are lazy, no just kidding.
To answer your post on my journal, here's my take on dating. I try to stay positive. I think there's someone out there for everyone. we all need a companion, right? no one wants to be alone as much as we might say we do - we dont. so I just put myself out there and see what comes along. I stoped looking for love, i figure (and hope) love will find me. damn that optimism of mine.
To answer your post on my journal, here's my take on dating. I try to stay positive. I think there's someone out there for everyone. we all need a companion, right? no one wants to be alone as much as we might say we do - we dont. so I just put myself out there and see what comes along. I stoped looking for love, i figure (and hope) love will find me. damn that optimism of mine.
xmilitaryxmikex:
I don't think cleaning is such a big task really. I'm kind of obsessive compulsive about cleanliness, so cleaning is kind of natural to me. The way I look at it is if you don't make a mess or you clean up a little here and there, you'll keep everything nice and orderly it doesn't have to be a big huge chore.
Does everyone get hard nipples when its cold out? How does that affect people who have nipple rings? What about chicks who get wet when its cold out? You know how snot and spit kinda freeze on you when its severely cold out? Does pussy juice get like that?
So, how many guys in this world have received all of their sex ed by watching...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
it seems like you got pussy on your mind and you should go get some to just get it over with and move on. It sounds shallow, but remember you're a guy to begin with and you got a drain your balls either way, mate. You just can't sit there like a sad twat whining all day.
"if the pilgrims ate cats instead of turkey, what would you have had on Thanksgiving?"
"I dunno, pussy?"
"yea! how did you know that?"
"Pussy is on my mind all the time!"
This was a conversation I had with a co-worker today, and then I realized that I had the door open a little bit. I hope no one heard me.
Dam, two days since...
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"I dunno, pussy?"
"yea! how did you know that?"
"Pussy is on my mind all the time!"
This was a conversation I had with a co-worker today, and then I realized that I had the door open a little bit. I hope no one heard me.
Dam, two days since...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
I don't eat meat, but I sure as hell will eat pussy! Hahaha 
Ah, New York City....the place of money, wealth, power, and clit piercings. Can anyone name a more diverse place? No place on this earth has ever welcomed me with such open arms as this place. I think the next time I go though will be during summer time as the wind played tricks on the temperature. I also got some pics of where I used...
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luckystar:
ooh i'm jealous. i've always wanted to go to new york. your pictures are awesome.
isadora:
hey there-- just to let you know, i'm working on getting a print copy of a photo to mail to you 
have fun in ny!
have fun in ny!
So, I'd say the steps to hooking up (in the quickest, easiest form) would be:
1) Find a hunting grounds (in this suggestion a bar/club you're comfortable with--don't go to a hip-hop club when you're all country or something)
2) Have a dependable friend or two with you, for wingman and designated driver responsibities--you will return the favor as well
3) Once arriving and getting in, grab a beer and scope around for potentials, taking care to observe conditions surrounding them, i.e. boyfriends, potential cockblocking friends, etc.
4) After deciding on a potential to start spitting game to, build up courage ("liquid courage," if needed) and plan out course of action and conversation.
5) Approach potential at an oppurtune time, i.e. she is alone, not talking to anyone, after positive ackowledgement of each other's presence, etc. Keep friend(s) nearby for wingman duties.
6) Just say, "Hi. What's your name?" or something similar to a civil introduction. Keep in mind your intentions should be masked behind friendliness so that the potential's guard is let down.
7) Just be casual, confident, funny and real. If you're out to solely get ass, feed off of and encourage sexual tension. If you're looking to meet someone to possibly date, keep conversations interesting, but hint sparingly at sexual attraction. Remember, just tell them what they want to hear and give them what they want.
from "How to get piece of ass" by Mike.