Saturday Dec 11, 2004

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what a fucking strange and weird dream I just woke up from. I was supposedly in my old apartment when I first moved to NJ, and I say supposedly because in the beginning of the dream, it was, but then it changed somwhat, and this black chick with frizzly hair (you know the look they give to black chicks so that they are made to look similar to white chicks) walks in my door and I invite her to live with me cause she got screwed or something from someone. So then I do something sexual with her, while in the meantime, she invites all these people over, and they play pranks on me. Then the last thing I remember was me taking a leak for about five minutes and calling 911 but the operator asked me for my address and I obviously couldn't remember it cause I no longer live there, and when I walk out of the bathroom, the hallway is filled with trashbags, and as I stumble to climb over them, I hear chuckles from the people that were there as they quickl run out of the apartment. I fucking hate dreams when there are people I've never met involved. But I actually like the fact that I immediately turned on my computer and went here to document it all. I wish I could write down every dream I have like right after I wake up, cause I guess everyone forgets their entire dream minutes after they wake up. I swear, the brain is a sickening but fascinating organ. Oh yea, since last night, theres been this faint smell of something rotting in my living room. Well, tonight it was really bugging the hell out of me. FOr whatever reason, the couch becomes my bed on friday and saturday nights, so whenI woke up, I sort of rolled onto the floor and my nose caught the coffee table, where the smell was stronger. THen I look up a little and see this coffee mug with some old hot chocolate in it. Yea, I'm a slob, but I sure am grateful that I found the source of the smell cause it was really making me nervous that maybe someoen put a dead body in my apartment or something. Don't you feel kinda drunk right after you wake up from a dream?
xmilitaryxmikex:
As cliche as it may seem, I'd say go out to a bar (considering you drink), but go out to one that has chicks. If you were in Seattle, I'd say check out Tiki Bob's or Cowgirl, Inc. (it's a Coyote Ugly-esque bar/club) on a Saturday night. Hell, what matters is having a crew to have a good time with.

So, I'd say the steps to hooking up (in the quickest, easiest form) would be:

1) Find a hunting grounds (in this suggestion a bar/club you're comfortable with--don't go to a hip-hop club when you're all country or something)

2) Have a dependable friend or two with you, for wingman and designated driver responsibities--you will return the favor as well

3) Once arriving and getting in, grab a beer and scope around for potentials, taking care to observe conditions surrounding them, i.e. boyfriends, potential cockblocking friends, etc.

4) After deciding on a potential to start spitting game to, build up courage ("liquid courage," if needed) and plan out course of action and conversation.

5) Approach potential at an oppurtune time, i.e. she is alone, not talking to anyone, after positive ackowledgement of each other's presence, etc. Keep friend(s) nearby for wingman duties.

6) Just say, "Hi. What's your name?" or something similar to a civil introduction. Keep in mind your intentions should be masked behind friendliness so that the potential's guard is let down.

7) Just be casual, confident, funny and real. If you're out to solely get ass, feed off of and encourage sexual tension. If you're looking to meet someone to possibly date, keep conversations interesting, but hint sparingly at sexual attraction. Remember, just tell them what they want to hear and give them what they want.

from "How to get piece of ass" by Mike. biggrin tongue

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