I totally just realized the unseen super power each of you SG's has been granted by this site. You may not have even realized that by signing up to shake your, punk rock, cover charge makers, that you were even going to get a power, let alone a super power.
Now you are all curious, perhaps you were unaware of it yourselves. Could it be that such a thing, such a Super Power could have gone unnoticed for so long? Or... is it all a part of your master plan...?!
Well, I won't fall for it, I see right through your genius. I know your secret Suicide Girls...
You have complete control over all of our boners.
And soon...
maybe even ALL of the Boners in the whole world?!!!
Then you will make your move, you'll attack the shores of those countries without internet with your newly assembled army of boner wielding internet pornified zombies!!!
But...
Fret not non SG's, for I have been given the super power of non douche bagness, and my boner cannot be controlled by them. I will resist their sirens call, and me and my boner will fight back the zombie armies. I and I alone stand before.....
God damn it, I just realized I have a boner right now...
... FUCK.
Oh well, to hell in a boner filled hand basket I guess.
Now you are all curious, perhaps you were unaware of it yourselves. Could it be that such a thing, such a Super Power could have gone unnoticed for so long? Or... is it all a part of your master plan...?!
Well, I won't fall for it, I see right through your genius. I know your secret Suicide Girls...
You have complete control over all of our boners.
And soon...
maybe even ALL of the Boners in the whole world?!!!
Then you will make your move, you'll attack the shores of those countries without internet with your newly assembled army of boner wielding internet pornified zombies!!!
But...
Fret not non SG's, for I have been given the super power of non douche bagness, and my boner cannot be controlled by them. I will resist their sirens call, and me and my boner will fight back the zombie armies. I and I alone stand before.....
God damn it, I just realized I have a boner right now...
... FUCK.
Oh well, to hell in a boner filled hand basket I guess.